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Lansplitter: Why read about motorcycles and the motorcycle industry when you can watch these YouTube videos instead?

Ok, so Lanesplitter is officially dead. I’m sorry, but a page that does nothing but feature old ass motorcycle crashes and shenanigans already exits everywhere else on the internet. I mean, if Gawker is going to put zero effort in, why have Lanesplitter in the first place?!!

Fuck knows the last thing you fuckers seem

I’m pretty damn sure you guys already did a post on this very specific video just a few months ago...

Oops, did we turn that on?

Things get real weird there. They care way more about mileage, and if anything happens (like you get hit by a car on it), the shit hits the fan. You guys keep reading and sharing and commenting on articles and we’ll keep hitting them over the head with numbers and get it worked out.

The triumph launches were all pretty poorly planned and not the best use of my time, but I have a string of triumphs booked to review them shortly. Same for some of the new Guzzis and KTMs. MV still can’t insure their press fleet, and BMW doesn’t think people read the Internet.

Seriously. A white guy learning kung-fu secrets is even slightly transgressional by stereotype standards. An asian dude with mystic martial arts powers is not.

Not every character Marvel casts has to be a gay black amputee I’m so sorry.

Counterpoint: No it doesn’t.

GTFO idiot

Hahaha, hey this isn’t for me either. But I’ll always support this segment TRYING to grow or progress. We gotta treat em like a puppy and reward not shitting on the floor.

USS America should’ve painted the pigs with numbers 1, 2, and 4. Leave the Kennedy crew looking for pig 3.

They tested high enough on the ASVAB to score slippers.

I guess you joined the wrong service.

So. Don’t. Fucking. Click.

Badass factor? You mean asshat factor. People who buy HD are (typically) nothing more than victims of misplaced brand loyalism. Every single HD owner I know is so rigid and unwavering when it comes to the brand that they’ve become caricatures of themselves. The kicker? When asked, they honestly can’t come up with a

My neighbor drives a Charger Hellcat and lets me know when he’s gonna do a burnout. He also borrows my engine hoist so he can work on one of his 3 Ford Broncos. I’m fine with my neighbors.

Here’s my ‘86 F-150 I did a while back. I love engine details because its usually one of the best ‘before & after’ you can have on a vehicle.