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• Star Fox^™ 2

This is FFVI. AKA the best Final Fantasy.

Holy fuck I cannot believe how amazing those games are. I can’t believe we’re getting secret of manna and earthbound and super Mario RPG on the same system. Let alone a star fox to vocalization? Was that ever released in North America?

The Knicks were kinda relevant in the 90s, but other than that I support this take. New Yorkers think everyone cares about their teams and the league isn’t in a good spot unless New York teams are on top.

Nobody outside your immediate area gives two shits about the fucking New York Knickerbockers.

Every once in a while (usually in-season), I hear something about another Eastern Conference team called the Wizards, but it’s in painfully dense prose that suggests a fantasy novel more than anything, so I’m going to continue to assume that the Cavs and the Knicks are the only two teams in that sewer pipe of a…

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

I’m not sure that it’s really progressivism that you’re seeing. It’s exceptionally rational, and you may be projecting your own conclusions onto that.

I hope the game is a massive success. Trailer looked great. Less cursing per sentence would be advised in the final product. Alternatively, put Conker in and slightly increase the cursing.

Screw all you hippies - *I* wanted this.

“Hey Greenie.”

we have no idea how many mikes they’ve killed during their extended truce

I hope one day their Teleprompter breaks and the show turns into the “Wake Up and Smile” SNL skit.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

...and somewhere Drew Magary is eating mushrooms and hallucinating a Teddy Bridgewater/Yellow Submarine themed Superbowl Afterparty.

Has anyone checked on Drew? I know he was amped for the draft, but, woof.

Sure, if mobbing a car and assaulting a professor at Middlebury is your idea of free speech.

*sees Grim Fandango is only at #7*