My Jewish grandmother was a saint, who maybe cursed once in my lifetime. She said “jackass,” and it was directed towards a man who used a horrible racial slur to demean a busboy.

This is a bad take. 

Counterargument - She should be committed.

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Tell you what... When someone does it better, faster or cheaper I’ll consider it. Until then, pound sand.

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

I ordered 9 things on amazon this weekend and i hope my city wins the amazon 2nd HQ. The biggest employer here pays no local property tax and was incentivized to build here. Then it brought 20k professional jobs to the area. This town has gone through a massive boom because of them and its a great city.

#karma

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

but sensei ill be disqualified!

A man after my own heart!

Took me 27 years to try In-N-Out ans dude is right. Why the fuck is that place crowded all the time.

Coach, how often do you thank your predecessors for costing Notre Dame so much in severance pay that it discourages the school from firing you too?

From what I’ve read lately, he’s also pretty passive about giving his players critical medical information.

Here’s the more direct question:

Could you talk more about how you’ve recruited and crafted this dogshit football team here?

Coach, a lot of people like winning football teams, can you tell ND fans why you’ve decided not to produce one?

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

“Robert R. “Bobby W.” Wasikowski, of Parma, Ohio, was a very kind and generous man - always helping those less fortunate. He truly enjoyed helping people in their time of need. He was an active member of the American Legion Post 703 in Parma and spent most of his free time with his friends at the Post and attended…