I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

My girlfriend’s trick is to put How Its Made on the TV when we’re ready to go to sleep. The nearly monotone voiceover with simple muzak background puts her out in 5 minutes.

Clicks, as far as I can gather.

Can’t

other than right click?

Dunkaroos were almost the greatest thing ever, second only to these guys:

The boss can change the dress code. If she doesn’t like it.. go work somewhere else. Instead this generation just goes on the internet and cries about it. No worries though... It may take a year. But, sooner or later this woman will be fired for something that has nothing to do with the way she dresses, but her…

Not past 45 degrees, or they fall over.

Am I the only person who doesn’t share bathroom stalls with groups of random strangers these days? Do all Republicans just wander into their gender specific restrooms and smash bits together as they are relieving themselves?

The obvious answer here is a scheme of injuring yourself on the table saw and then suing the landlord for leaving it there.

It seems to me that the personal essay is just an excuse for writers to overuse their untested heavy-imagery descriptions (because: WRITING!!) of mundane shit. Since they want to keep you engaged they make all sorts of vague references throughout so that you think the story is going somewhere when it in fact is not.…

[wanking motion so hard my wrist breaks]

God, this is like complaining that your local theater troupe isn’t very good.