Game 7, Cavs/Dubs, 2016 Finals. I’ve been drinking Bulleit Rye like beer for most of the game, on top of some herbal refreshment. I’m a lifelong Cavs fan. For the last two minutes of the game, I was so wound up that I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest. When Kyrie hit the three in Steph’s face, I…

My wife gave me an easter basket that contained among other things Reese’s Eggs.  They are small so tend to get lost in the fake grass.  Each day I would root around to see if I could find one I missed.  I did this for about two weeks before I found out my wife kept putting a new one in the basket at night.

You clearly don’t have an appropriate level of appreciation for peanut butter.

I mean, the term “fat-shaming” may be new, but calling a stranger fat for no good reason is always shitty no matter what generation you’re in. There’s nothing particularly snowflakey about getting pissed that someone audibly called you fat while you’re just out going about your day.

She should have sat there and ate at least one while making full eye contact the entire time.

I have a new 19 year old hero. Additional quotes from the linked article:

Get a shelter dog

Ha ha I had the same thought when I read that story! I was like “so...you weren’t going to wash your bowl?”

You left a dirty dish that had milk in it in a sink on your last day? Ghost or no ghost, dick move.

What a leader. Inspirational.

Misogynist? Really? Also, pretty sure you are the only one talking about transmission via fur.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

It must happen, somehow.

A gold star to any team that does Who, What, I don’t know, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, and I Don’t Care.

Well, for what it’s worth, I think that’s bullshit. My sister and I often have to remind each other that we are not responsible for the happiness of our parents - all you can do in life is be your own best self, and if other people aren’t happy with that, well, tough. I think that applies to everybody, not just people…

Kylo Ren Cat Approves!