really dying for a version of real housewives that’s similar to “real world/road rules challenge”... i want them to mix up the wives from different shows/cities and make them compete. Now THAT’S a good tv show idea! somebody put me in touch with andy cohen.

But is it still good wrapped in bacon and topped with onions, mayo, ketchup, and mustard?!

Please, please tell me that peppercorn lady is “allergic” to peppercorns because they make her sneeze. PLEASE.

My parents (who are still married) have differing opinions on what happened... my mom says I was planned for and wanted. My dad says my mom thought she couldn’t get pregnant and was in fact on the pill when I was conceived. My thoughts are... I don’t really care, but I think my mom is lying and doesn’t want to “hurt…