What woman wouldn't turn down sex with Bradley Cooper to eat melting ice cream slop with her fingers?

I am unashamed to say that I love the song and I still listen to it.

It's ok, you're a grown up; you're not actually obliged to eat kale if you don't like it. Yay free will!

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Midget traffic cones.

Why didn't they kiss again? Whyyyyy?

DJ Baby Bok-choy in real life! Bill Hader said there won't be a Stefon movie, but maybe that just means there'll be a Stefon tv show!!!

The More You Know: "Immaculate Conception" refers to Mary (the mother), not Jesus (the child). Mary had to be without sin in order to give birth to the messiah, and since everyone is born with Original Sin according to the Church, she therefore had to be "immaculately conceived."

Did you see him on Colbert last week? It was in the context of a really long and complex (and amazing) joke about Colbert and Carrie Mulligan never having read The Great Gatsby. He played both his Reading Rainbow host persona and Geordi La Forge simultaneously. That sequence has become my favorite Colbert sketch.

Your picture is how I feel about this, combined with the other recent stories.

Uuuuuggggghh. Everything is the worst and people are terrible. I'm tired. Let's just call it a day and start the weekend early, gang.

"New York's hottest funeral was held today. Located on a garbage barge in the Long Island Sound, it had everything, wailing banshees, drunken eulogies, midget Al Sharpton, and granvestites."

He looks very young? I don't really know what more to say. Like most of the hundreds of thousands of college kids who live in and around Boston, he looks young, bright, full of promise. There are plenty of pictures of him goofing off with his friends and such; those pictures tend to strike me as familiar and…

I thought that my 'haha' would give away the fact that I took your comment to be a joke, but if it didn't, here you go: I took your comment to be a joke and replied with a jokey response.

I see Boylston Street every day. Literally every day. The finish line is still there, bright yellow, and Copley is filled with flowers and flags.

I have a couple scarfs and ninja caps from a modesty store for when I'm cat burgeling.... I mean, having a bad hair day. Very cute :)

"MY TYPE TO A T" and "100% into men only" are contradictory statements if you are wanting his penis inside you.

Allston: where people go to make mistakes.