Seconding the vote for Thor:Ragnarok, it didn’t “give away” anything — it told you what the movie was about, which is what trailers are supposed to do.
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That’s conspiracy or solicitation.
Its conspiracy to commit murder, or solicitation to commit murder at best. Unless falsely reporting a crime is a felony, in which case could they prosecute under felony murder statutes? God I hope they can.
Because you work at the Dollar Store during the Christmas rush, and you’re spending all that remains of your mental energy looking straight ahead, concentrating on staying vertical, and hoping that nobody makes you cry today.
I’ll do you one better and say that it isn’t carbonara unless you’re using field rations.
I liked it with asparagus tips, with their brininess that nicely cuts through the salt and fat.
I love carbonara, and here’s my food-shame/food-joy secret: I make it with pearled couscous. If you live in a cold climate, there is nothing more glorious on a cold, snowy night (especially after shoveling out your car) than a bowl of bacon, egg, and cheese “mush”. Its the most comforting of comfort foods.
DIE, MOMMY, DIE is fantastic. You should check it out if you haven’t seen it.
Yup yup yup! Child of not-atheist-but-also-not-religious parents who were *BIG* fans of Christmas, and I inherited that from them. My birthday is in December anyway, so maybe its just a winter-baby feeling some lizard-brain call to light as many candles (battery-powered, so I don’t burn my house down), string up as…
calling garages “ramps,”
Kelly Thomas. He was crying for his father, a retired cop, as he was being killed by cops. I will never forget this as long as I live.
Wow this is kind of creepy. He’s married with child. She needs to figure out her shit and not put it up out there in public where it clearly makes him extremely uncomfortable. If this was a dude talking about his real/imaginary love affair with an actress he worked with, everyone would be grossed out and calling for…
Set every one of these motherfuckers on fire.
Colin Jost is dating Scarlett Johansson.
As someone over on Twitter says:
Ukranian Village is the name of the neighborhood.
Yuuuuuuup. All it says is “I don’t believe you when you talk about things you have personally experienced.”
I cried so hard at Opie’s wake, went to bed, woke up the next morning feeling sad and not knowing why I was feeling so sad, remembered, and then started crying all over again while I was brushing my teeth.
Well...either the dogs are going to leave the plane, or she’s going to leave the plane. If she has a life-threatening allergy, its probably in her best interest not to be on that plane and to get on another plane that has no dogs on it, yes? They run three nonstops a day, and three with stops but no plane change. …