I liked it with asparagus tips, with their brininess that nicely cuts through the salt and fat.

I love carbonara, and here’s my food-shame/food-joy secret: I make it with pearled couscous. If you live in a cold climate, there is nothing more glorious on a cold, snowy night (especially after shoveling out your car) than a bowl of bacon, egg, and cheese “mush”. Its the most comforting of comfort foods.

DIE, MOMMY, DIE is fantastic. You should check it out if you haven’t seen it.

Yup yup yup! Child of not-atheist-but-also-not-religious parents who were *BIG* fans of Christmas, and I inherited that from them. My birthday is in December anyway, so maybe its just a winter-baby feeling some lizard-brain call to light as many candles (battery-powered, so I don’t burn my house down), string up as…

calling garages “ramps,”

Kelly Thomas. He was crying for his father, a retired cop, as he was being killed by cops. I will never forget this as long as I live.

Wow this is kind of creepy. He’s married with child. She needs to figure out her shit and not put it up out there in public where it clearly makes him extremely uncomfortable. If this was a dude talking about his real/imaginary love affair with an actress he worked with, everyone would be grossed out and calling for…

Set every one of these motherfuckers on fire.

Colin Jost is dating Scarlett Johansson.

As someone over on Twitter says:

Ukranian Village is the name of the neighborhood.

Yuuuuuuup. All it says is “I don’t believe you when you talk about things you have personally experienced.”

I cried so hard at Opie’s wake, went to bed, woke up the next morning feeling sad and not knowing why I was feeling so sad, remembered, and then started crying all over again while I was brushing my teeth.

Well...either the dogs are going to leave the plane, or she’s going to leave the plane. If she has a life-threatening allergy, its probably in her best interest not to be on that plane and to get on another plane that has no dogs on it, yes? They run three nonstops a day, and three with stops but no plane change. …

Weird. I thought the gag was obvious - that these are the most horrible people who ever lived, and that under no circumstances should they be emulated! That’s what makes it funny (to me, anyway): that no matter how awful they are, they will always do something to lower the bar.

No worries, they’re retconning the Dan-is-dead thing. Goodman is back, baby!

It is not sexual assault. Give me a freaking break.

For his sake, I’m sorry he did not get a chance to speak about his own show. HOWEVER - that he stepped back for Miss Waithe to take her place as the rightful winner of that award, for that episode, was the mark of a generous spirit who knows what it means to be pushed aside, and wouldn’t let it happen. It was lovely.

Does “redemption” mean you get whatever you want, just because you want it?

This is a public comment forum. That is the only reason to be here. If you don’t want people to respond to you, don’t use a forum that is designed and built with the sole purpose of allowing people to respond to you.