Do we have confirmation that he’s making a SNOW CRASH short series? He’s the only one I trust with it, and I thought I saw at least two fanboy homages to it in ATTACK THE BLOCK.

Michaela Coel, of “Chewing Gum” fame, popped up as a Rebel comms officer. I nearly fell out of my seat when I saw her.

Yup yup yup! Child of not-atheist-but-also-not-religious parents who were *BIG* fans of Christmas, and I inherited that from them. My birthday is in December anyway, so maybe its just a winter-baby feeling some lizard-brain call to light as many candles (battery-powered, so I don’t burn my house down), string up as…

I like how this bothers you so much! What a weird thing to get upset about.

calling garages “ramps,”

Kelly Thomas. He was crying for his father, a retired cop, as he was being killed by cops. I will never forget this as long as I live.

“Look how unaware of modern slang I am! Look at me over here, being totally oblivious! Here I am, look at me! I’m so oblivious! Look at me being oblivious!”

I enjoyed it while I was watching it, but it left no lasting impression and I will probably never watch it again, unlike Blade Runner which I will watch as often as possible. The scream of “I AM!” rang through Blade Runner like a bell, and 2049 just was...empty.

I’m a generation past Millennial, and this is try-hard af. Back in my day we called it being a poseur.

Its not very funny. It veers pretty far into try-hard territory. The comedy is in the quotidian dad-and-sullen-teen gag; Quill launching into outlandish tales that nobody can actually relate to kills the joke.

He looks so much better with some years on him.

Oh snap, I like the bondage look.

Wow this is kind of creepy. He’s married with child. She needs to figure out her shit and not put it up out there in public where it clearly makes him extremely uncomfortable. If this was a dude talking about his real/imaginary love affair with an actress he worked with, everyone would be grossed out and calling for…

Set every one of these motherfuckers on fire.

Colin Jost is dating Scarlett Johansson.

As someone over on Twitter says:

Ukranian Village is the name of the neighborhood.

Yuuuuuuup. All it says is “I don’t believe you when you talk about things you have personally experienced.”

I cried so hard at Opie’s wake, went to bed, woke up the next morning feeling sad and not knowing why I was feeling so sad, remembered, and then started crying all over again while I was brushing my teeth.

Well...either the dogs are going to leave the plane, or she’s going to leave the plane. If she has a life-threatening allergy, its probably in her best interest not to be on that plane and to get on another plane that has no dogs on it, yes? They run three nonstops a day, and three with stops but no plane change. …