I mean, he’s pretty bangable and I’d probably hit that but he would definitely not be allowed to remain in my house for more than like two consecutive hours, and even that seems like its pushing it. Get ‘er done, and GTFO.

I’ve only been on one flight with a kid who was “old enough to know better” screaming crying. I was mad for like 30 seconds but one look at the kid and it was clear he was in some real distress. His mother was very young and clearly had no idea how to cope with what was happening. I felt terrible for them both, it…

Depends on the age of the kid. Under a certain age (one poster said 6?) antihistamines have the opposite effect that they do on older and heavier bodies, i.e. instead of falling asleep the kid goes totally off the rails.

It worth remembering that corporations are made up of actual living, breathing human beings who have human emotions. Some of those human people have decision-making abilities, and do things because they are touched or they are sympathetic or they have also lost people to drunk driving and want to be kind.

Popular theory on why dad didn’t turn around to shoo the kids out of the room:

I am Meryl Streep. My initial reaction was complete mind-blowing shock, then tears of joy.

My money is on the kid(s) of the guy who is fretting about protecting the kids.

Unexpected Saturday morning cryface.

OH DAMN! That closing zinger from his daughter! Aces! Blessings upon her and her family, I hope the rest of their days come with peace, laughter, joy, and delicious food.

Yeah hard pass on the chunks, I’m paralyzed with agony as they’re making their merry way through my cervix.

Seconded.

It probably slid off his tiny finger and rolled under the desk.

Enslaved? Don’t be dramatic. This is a business transaction. She married him for his money, she’s sticking around til the prenup deadline rolls over, then she’s out. This was the same deal he had with Marla, only he threw her over for Melania before she could qualify for the big payday. There was probably an…

That’s not just sparkle, the Carters are an entire 4th of July fireworks finale display.

Word. My grandpa definitely is making himself a martini and watching this on a loop.

So basically they’re all massive Robert Anton Wilson fans?

I can dig that, I was too when I was in my teens and 20s. Good fun!

I’m not sure why you should feel anything, or feel in any way compelled to talk about it other than to say “congratulations!” if you feel you must say something. Unless you are either Serena Williams or Alexis Ohanian, their engagement is not about you in any way.

That was the fashion photographer taking the photos of her shoes, not the guy on twitter.

I totally agree. He was sexy af in Thelma & Louise, but after that it all went downhill really quickly. I think if he’d stuck to playing pretty himbos and not actually taken himself seriously as a Deep And Interesting Leading Man he would have turned out much better.