IS SHE GOING TO BE STORM?!?!?!?!?!

The show premiered in 2002.

Duh? Jesus, how gullible are people?

They don’t know what services you’re going to need until you need them. I could probably spitball a 100% complication free vaginal delivery cost right now -> $3000, or at least that’s what it was 10 years ago when I was working in medical billing. That’s not where the variation comes from. Need an epidural you didn’t…

The grumpier and more pouty the audience got, the harder I laughed.

I think you need to (re) watch “Purple Rain”. That’s what the band all does during the song.

It is an “actual Prince song”. He wrote it.

He wrote the song.

#inbefore

I’m contemplating cola bottle gummies with maraska (cherry) liqueur.

I think she owes Beyonce “not being a total piece of shit in the face of a woman’s marriage crumbling in front of her”. That’s just about the lowest bar that a person needs to clear to be considered a civilized human being.

Yeah I don’t think so. You hop on IG to brag about being the sidepiece for a married man then complain and play the “poor me” card when you get piled on for being trash?

You’re cool, man. I earned it!

Roger that. For the record, I am (sometimes) a complete dumbass.

That’s an interesting angle. Will insurance companies pay for this? If I were an actuary I’d say “non-covered service” — it is not a medical necessity, and there is a much cheaper intervention available, i.e. abortion. There is no reason for the insurance company to be on the hook for the cost, which will run in to…

LOL phenomenal! I’m such a fucking idiot sometimes. (*womp womp womp*)

Benicio del Toro? He is not blond, he is not blue-eyed, and he is not Mexican. Who are you thinking of?

Thank goodness Jezebel is here to sneer at them! Sneer at bridezillas, sneer at anti-bridezillas, it doesn’t matter — the only thing that matters is once gain, women are their own worst enemy. Hooray!

Then your experiences are very limited. Mentally-sound people are capable of spectacular cruelty and spitefulness, and engage in it willfully on a daily basis.

“Oh well” for you then, its not your friend’s job to piece themselves together after being blasted apart by your noxious verbal grenades. Its not the abused’s job to make their abuser feel better or feel supported or whatever. You fucked up? Deal with the consequences and figure out how not to do that again.