#inbefore

Indefinitely postponed? Jesus. “Concussion”... or TBI?

Has it occurred to you that you’re not the target audience for the movie?

Does anybody watch these WOLVERINE movies? The proliferation of Wolverine in all things X-Men, as well as THREE standalone movies reeks of some guy’s midlife-crisis playing out on screen.

CRIMSON PEAK is outstanding. Its one of the only movies I’ve seen where I wanted to run back to the lobby as soon as it was done and buy a ticket to see it again. It was marketed badly; it is NOT a horror movie the way they’re made today, i.e. a slasher film. Its very much a Gothic Horror story — the “horror” that the…

LOL! I want to pat your head, or something. Pinch your cheeks, maybe.

Let us also praise Guillermo Navarro, the DP on many of his the films cited (although not the DP on CRIMSON PEAK.)

I’m contemplating cola bottle gummies with maraska (cherry) liqueur.

I think she owes Beyonce “not being a total piece of shit in the face of a woman’s marriage crumbling in front of her”. That’s just about the lowest bar that a person needs to clear to be considered a civilized human being.

Yeah I don’t think so. You hop on IG to brag about being the sidepiece for a married man then complain and play the “poor me” card when you get piled on for being trash?

“They look like iPods!”

No worries, I’m still completely busted up about this. I still have all these stories swirling in my head, some of them are partially written, some are just notes in a notebook, and I think “do I even write them out now?” I mean, its not like FOX was going to call me up and ask me to be the showrunner anyway, but as…

Well yeah obviously. I was stepping further back. Squandered for...a canceled show and money left on the table. These people are not good at business.

I would have liked Katrina to come out of the gate swinging. I liked her as a bad guy, but she was so underwritten for almost the entire season that by the time it finally happened it was too late. My idea would have her be a fifth-columnist working for Moloch — as the Fourth Horseman.

5 minutes into the first episode?

This would be the only time I would actually cheer for a Bobby-Ewing-in-the-shower-style retcon of S3. Actually I’d go further. I’d roll it all the way back to S2x02 and have this all have been a Purgatory nightmare for Abbie, and we open with Crane helping get her out of there. We then proceed with S2 as the Horseman…

They could have done *so much* with Abbie! Grace Dixon was her progenitress, why not look into that connection? There was a big Afro-Dutch population in the Hudson Valley at the time Grace was there, if she wasn’t of that population, she certainly would have known them. Weave that into the tale, tell their story,…

The kiss on the hand was true to character though, I would have been pissed if they’d gone for a full clinch. He was courting her properly, as she deserved.

If I were a casting director, I would keep putting them in shows and movies as pair-bonds (good or bad, platonic or romantic), just as a giant “fuck you” to the team that ran Sleepy Hollow into the ground. I would litter visual entertainment with Easter eggs of the pair of them in every movie or show I could get my…

Oh that’s just a fantasy. If I actually met him in real life I’d be such a non-functional dumbass I’d probably only manage to squeak at him before running away and hiding behind a wall or something. Even if I was coherent, he’s under NDA I’m sure so no dirt will be spilled.