Reasonably sure, given the history of previous “attacks” and fights between the two, that Taryn Manning’s makeup artist is actually her girlfriend (or I guess ex-girfriend) and this is a straight-up domestic violence situation.

Right? Its like performance art.

And then you broadly insulted everyone else who is undecided as being insufficiently intelligent.

I know you think you’re helping, but you’re not.

Do you remember the Challenger disaster? Share your memories with us!

If it has anything to do with a turkey-fryer, I’m claiming credit for it after the show’s twitter account posed a question speculating about their Christmas dinner and I provided a vivid description including a trip to the mall in White Plains and extra burn dressing that Joe swiped from the ambulance “just in case”

Dear Sleepy Hollow:

The person in this article died at 27. The injuries begin in youth, and are sustained over a lifetime. The person in this article died at 27.

Ah, so “school activity” prevents the brain from being slammed into the interior of the skull when tackled. Roger that.

They’re cookie-based, driven by internet viewing habits, so the ads that get served up are unique to the viewer, not the website.

High school and college students don’t get paid anything.

HOT FUZZ is the best of the Cornetto Trilogy by a country mile.

Its what its called on another airline, I forget which. Possibly British Air.

Since we can’t run an experiment in the inverse, I’m going to make the bold assertion that it also would not have worked as Mulder without Scully. I certainly would not have watched. Their relationship was the crux of the show.

That might have been true ten years ago, but it certainly is not true anymore, not after THE FALL, for sure.

No. Buy a fucking crockpot for $25 at Target and learn how to make winter-storm food like chicken and dumplings, American chop suey, beef bourgingon, chili, etc. Throw everything in the morning of the storm, start drinking at 11am, and ride out the blizzard on a sustained buzz and the smell of meat cooking in a wine…

Nothing. That’s them on the set of “How to Get Away With Murder”

That was actually fairly enjoyable.

So it would be great if there were “life” insurance policies that cover sudden tragedies while you’re alive— your medical insurance lapses and you get hurt/sick, you get in a car accident but couldn’t get car insurance, something happens to your home that your rental/home policy won’t cover, whatever.

You have to be kidding. You know that gazelles & antelope are very lean animals and are also a primary food source for big cats, right?