Well given the source material is spectacularly shitty, it will either be a zero or positive. It can’t possibly be a negative, given where they’re starting from.

Vin Diesel was in SPR? He’s actually a big D&D fan, I heard. Or WoW. One of them, I forget which.

Right, as consultants not as leading actors required to carry a film.

Oh look, a Manic Pixie Dream Girl instead of the actual flawed woman that Samantha was...

NO. Its truly awful, just pure shite from start to finish. I actually managed to finish it because a) I’m stubborn as fuck, b) I habitually fall prey to the sunk-cost fallacy, and c) I kept hoping that it would stop sucking and suddenly have some redeeming moment. Alas that never happened and I wound up gritting my…

I lived through the 80s, loved it then and love it now (minus Reaganomics) and loathe this book with a burning passion.

The book is hot garbage. Stay far, far away. Its nothing but stitched together cliches and character recitations of 80s trivia that are so far outside what one might consider the the cadence of normal human conversation its almost as if the author created for himself a vehicle to justify the fact that his glory days…

Hey, fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke!

I worked in the children’s room at a library when I was in high school. The library building was very old (probably mid-Victorian era) and one year they were refurbishing the ancient elevator, so there was all this construction and electrical work going on. One fine Saturday, the fire alarm went off and the room began…

I was being very broadly sarcastic. I think its fine.

Will it be livestreamed, the way the fanfic symposium was?

Right. Older women + younger men = gross!

Pretty sure Rey and Finn are siblings.

You sound fun.

TRUST!

Depends on the state, but larceny is once it kicks up over $500-$1000

Retail-esque: I work at a farmers market on Saturdays. The market runs from 9am to 1pm. Even for the hipster brunch hangover crowd, 1pm is a good, attainable boundary. Every single fucking week we have people rolling in at 1:15, while we are clearly packing up crates of vegetables, taking tables down, etc. trying to…

Power-tripping assholes be power-tripping. The corporate world is easily as vile and possibly more insidious because of how easy it it is to get away with it, given how much of that “communication” happens behind closed doors with no witnesses.

Love carpenter bees, they’re just the chillest critters around. Not as fluffy or cute as bumblebees (which I also love) or as immediately and obviously industrious as honeybees (also: love) but damn if they don’t keep you company while you’re out on your stoop on a summer night, drinking a glass of wine and enjoying…

That would be a legitimate critique if this was not an artifact of conversing with white guys. Its a little disingenuous to say that “its not about white people” when the conversations where this manifests are specifically for a white audience. If you don’t care that people are using what you think is humility as a…