Spare your outrage. The girl was calm and the EMTs were embarrassed they’d been called. NOBODY thought there was any danger, except for an overreactive flight crew who seemed put out that someone in distress asked them to microwave a sandwich.

Yes, because all autism presents the same. You’re so brilliant. Everyone should listen to your sage, worldly advice all the time.

She didn’t. She offered to pay for hot food. The airline accepted her offer, then did not deliver the hot food she had paid for.

Biohazard from what?

Because it costs $2000+ per ticket for domestic flights?

The ADA exists for a reason.

Except that the airline is getting sued.

I direct you to my very last sentence:

Read the WHOLE article. The family was in a bind. They had tried to feed their daughter a hot meal prior to the flight, she was agitated and wouldn’t eat, they had to board the plane, daughter was unfed. This is a case where a shred of human compassion and a kind response would have negated all of the ugliness that…

I don’t know, I gotta tell you I really like my space and don’t really want to spend a ton of time with a guy. I’ll tell you what: Elon Musk, I’ll date you if we can put a 10hr/wk cap on the time we spend together. You will pay for all meals and entertainment, and I won’t complain that you don’t pay enough attention…

You’re fun.

But figure though that his sample set is going to be skewed towards a higher likelihood of this happening, given the behavior of the sort of people who are likely to go on Maury Povich to have their paternity questions resolved. You’ve already selected for people who are highly promiscuous and also lacking the wit to…

I’m now 100% sure they speak one of those creepy twin-languages to each other.

Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.

I’m with you, only I would have it be Edna Mode instead.

Their regular guac I can’t stand, but their chipotle guac is fucking unreal. I will eat the entire tub in one sitting.

Indeed. Look how well similar thinking worked out for Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.

Motherfuckers like this are going to be first against the wall when shit comes crashing down.

I’d watch it.

If you gave me a briefcase with $101K, I would probably go out and get myself a really nice steak dinner, I freely admit.