Indeed. Look how well similar thinking worked out for Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.

Motherfuckers like this are going to be first against the wall when shit comes crashing down.

I’d watch it.

If you gave me a briefcase with $101K, I would probably go out and get myself a really nice steak dinner, I freely admit.

Are we all obligated to find all people attractive, all of the time? Are all people obligated to find us attractive, all of the time?

So get out there and join the sit-in.

Stella?

So was Mitt Romney. How do you like that Obamacare? That was his idea, by the way, back when he was governor of Massachusetts.

“But Clinton’s evolution has often seemed (and pardon the Clinton cliché here) calculated and self-enriching, “

We also don’t require nuts to live, and in fact require mechanical intervention to get to the edible parts of most of them so... stop eating them too?

Why not? We eat cows, our hunter-gatherer ancestors certainly cut the udders away from any nursing cows they killed and drank that milk, it was probably a delicacy to them.

I will watch the hell out of this show. I LOOOOOOOOVE “Center Stage”.

L.A. Law

Dicky Barrett whipped a beer can at a friend’s head one night at the Rat after my friend declined said beer saying he was the designated driver for the night.

I still love Dexter to this day. He’s one of my imaginary boyfriends.

1. Won a radio contest at age 13 and saw Duran Duran in the front row, and backstage passes so I got to meet them and I almost died. (1986)

Nice?

The hipster d-bag bar two neighborhoods over has a menu with their “bespoke cocktails”

Yeah, he’s that friend who you’ve known forever and he’s really a good guy but occasionally does dumb things like we all do and you’re just like “dude, that kind of sucked” and he’s like “yeah, I know, I’m sorry”. I can’t be too mad at him

Tangentially related: the city of Boston is PIIIIIIIIIIIISSED that he’s already making a movie about the Marathon bombing. What a piece of opportunistic shit he is. (Also: racist.)