All fictional characters are "dolls" upon which we can project our fantasies. That is the foundation of fanfic — bending the canonical story to suit our narrative desires. Don't like it? Don't read it.

I don't know who the writers are on daytime soaps, but I do know that the creator of How To Get Away with Murder — which has the most explicit portrayal of a gay man on popular TV right now — is a gay man himself. Take it up with him, my friend. My point there was that someone, somewhere, has figured out that…

Are you one of those people who thinks poor people aren't truly poor because they have refrigerators?

*Most* 'shippers are straight women, and its not a problem that they're bending the canon to suit their narrative desires. That's what fanfic is all about. If I think that Mulder and Kryceck are a far more compelling couple than Mulder and Scully, that's what I'm going to write about. If I think Krycek and Skinner…

You are not entitled to tell other people what they may or may not find erotic or emotionally compelling.

Oh well? You're not the audience, its not meant for you. Hell, there's a shit ton of "blonde" porn out there, and a shit-ton of "nerdy girl with glasses" porn too, just do a quick glance on PornHub. I guess it could make me uncomfortable because "it doesn't represent me" but despite the fact that I am a blond in…

Slashfic isn't meant to represent their experience. Its a genre unto itself with its own tropes and common themes.

Regardless of what you think of the Catholic church — she's not a Catholic priest. She's not a Catholic priest until and unless the Catholic hierarchy recognizes her as such. She was not ordained in the Catholic church, therefore she is not a Catholic priest. This isn't hard to understand.

Or if the sex is really hot.

Sexual fantasy =/= reality, thank goodness. I have some really odd kinks that exist only in my own head and under a pseudonym. I'm not excusing anyone being an asshole IRL for no good reason, but it is absolutely possible to find people & situations highly erotic in your imagination that you would find unpleasant …

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Or maybe — JUST MAYBE — women actually find the idea of two men in sexual congress highly erotic and want to read about it and see it.

Heaven forfend women actually know what turns them on. You must be right, we're all just sublimating our actual desires (which you understand, and we don't) and channeling them into…

Her family probably identifies as Cape Verdian, not black. All the Cape Verdean people in my area are explicit about being "Cape Verdean"

Baohaus is my mistress when I'm in NYC. I'm heading there in April for one night, to catch a concert, and I'm already fantasizing about the bao that I'm going to cram into my mouth when I'm there.

I'd been thinking that myself, "Well THIS will get the momentum for the border-fence off the ground for sure!" We'd also have to do some kind of airlift and resettlement program for all the progressive or even moderate minded people who would get caught up in it.

Except that we'd windup with a banana republic populated entirely by heavily-armed religious zealots on our doorstep. That would be like living next door to Syria. Do you want that? I don't.

They don't, or rarely, that's the thing. I've heard OBs talk about this, and one of them said that in any other circumstance they would treat these as high-risk pregnancies due to the very things that cause women to not know their pregnant, i.e. spotting, little to no weight gain, and little to no fetal movement. If…

3...2...1.... for Bey to light this motherfucker on fire.

I love me a wine-induced solo dance party in my kitchen of a weekend night.

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