No, they're not. The seat was empty. They never had the money to begin with.

Really? Its par for the course now. American for sure charges for exit row seats, as does Virgin America and Atlantic.

I got the same treatment from Virgin Atlantic when I asked if I could sit in the empty seat two seats up from me, which was apparently a "premium" seat that cost $70 more. I got a snide lecture from the FA about how all the other people had paid for their seat and it wouldn't be fair. If the seat is *empty* then its…

a kid from Philly named Hassan Malik sings for a Country-Punk band, and all is right with the world.

Who confiscated her passport? How is that legal under French law? Can she claim asylum?

Oh wait, is that the split to go down the Cape? I hate that exit. I'm always in the wrong lane and wind up doing some insane Jersey sweep to get off at the last second. Coming back is just as bad.

He also could have been getting off at his exit, someone above noted that this is in CT and there are left-lane exits all over the place there.

There's another one just in Boston, the 93N exit to 28S is on the left side, I miss it every time and wind up in Somerville (which is ordinarily fine because I live there, but every now and then I want to get on 28 to go somewhere else.) The exit to my dad's old house in CT was on the left as well, I think off of 3…

God do I love marshmallows. I think they might actually be my favorite candy, and eating dark-chocolate covered marshmallows are just about the closest thing I have to a spiritual experience. For real, I could just eat a bag of marshmallows in a sitting.

Does your aunt hate your parents?

I guess? I mean, a pool would be nice for hot days and I'd love a really nice kitchen but that's just... so MUCH. How often do you really use all of those rooms (that you still have to clean because dust still gathers even if you're not in it?) Give me a nice 900sqft apartment in a Victorian triple-decker and I'm…

Unfortunately, that's not how human beings operate. Being on the receiving end of a constant barrage of criticism for "doing it wrong" and when asking "well how do I do it *right*?" receiving the answer "I"m not going to tell you — keep guessing until you stop doing it wrong" leads to rapid disengagement and…

Alexis gave him about $1,300 upfront, and promised the rest when they got to Florida.

If I ever got the chance to throw a leg over Dean Cain, I'd be on top of the roof shouting it through a bullhorn. Oh my god. Knickers-droppingly hot. En fuego.

Isn't he? And he just looks like a guy who is amazing in the sack. Like, you can just tell.

I would throw a leg over Colin Jost so fast except that I'm scared of what Rashida Jones would do to me.

Its OK, Anna O was the first thing I thought of as well. Her hysterical pregnancy ended when Breuer agreed to start seeing *her* as a patient instead of her father. At least she still had someone to talk to, at the end of it all.

That's the great thing about Target. If you can manage a little bit of impulse-control, you can eyeball some really awesome shit at WS and Crate & Barrel, and find a knockoff in Target for like 1/5th the price maybe 4 months later. I love it.

"Lapkin"

Ooh da LOLLY!