Alexis gave him about $1,300 upfront, and promised the rest when they got to Florida.

If I ever got the chance to throw a leg over Dean Cain, I'd be on top of the roof shouting it through a bullhorn. Oh my god. Knickers-droppingly hot. En fuego.

Isn't he? And he just looks like a guy who is amazing in the sack. Like, you can just tell.

I would throw a leg over Colin Jost so fast except that I'm scared of what Rashida Jones would do to me.

Its OK, Anna O was the first thing I thought of as well. Her hysterical pregnancy ended when Breuer agreed to start seeing *her* as a patient instead of her father. At least she still had someone to talk to, at the end of it all.

That's the great thing about Target. If you can manage a little bit of impulse-control, you can eyeball some really awesome shit at WS and Crate & Barrel, and find a knockoff in Target for like 1/5th the price maybe 4 months later. I love it.

"Lapkin"

Ooh da LOLLY!

That makes me so happy. I am also from Boston so I am extra-glad on that account.

when friends parents tried to pass off Bisquick pancakes on us we would flat out refuse, telling them they and their kids could have "pancakes" and we could have cereal).

What, that he's Muslim? Is that significant for some reason? Because surely the Orthodox Christian Serbs don't have their own history of psychotic levels of violence, right?

I'll bet a million dollars it was "scut-arsed aul' hoor"

Bobcat!

Drunk Baby is Drunk:

But he looks like Jesse Ventura and he pulled the Coach Coughlin gambit of taking their names off their jerseys!

I went to school with a few dumb jocks and a few really smart ones. From where I stood, in high school at least, the bell curve of asshole -> angel lined up pretty well with the general population of teenagers . I'd say BC skews towards "not asshole" in general, the school itself has a very strong moral core and…

Its from Happy Endings, when Max hibernates for the winter.

I laughed so hard I cried at that bit. I just love her. I'm kind of ambivalent on Taylor Dayne, but if Tig love her, I'm down.

How many can you name that are talented enough to carry a film?

You say that like there are enough out there who are strong enough actresses to carry a film. How many do you count who can play this role?