YES. I was just about to type "Now is the time where we all bust out our favorite Repo Man quotes!" but here you already are.

Vulvatron 3000 is the mascot for one of Boston's club roller derby teams (the Cosmonaughties). Its a dancing robot.

Can you imagine the size of the steer required to produce a 23oz filet? Babe the Blue Ox is the only one that jumps to mind.

That's a pretty gracious post. It sucks to want something and try it and discover you're really not very good at it, but on the other hand self-awareness is valuable, and if this affords her the time and mental space to develop characters and her own writing (I assume she has a hand in that?) then good for her.

We used to see them fairly often when I was a kid (grew up in a really rural area) and there is something so primal about there appearance that just screams "danger!" Just seeing one sends me into a panic, and I've never even been stung by one (although I hear it is quite a memorable experience).

Or an individual man, like Dennis Miller, Colin Quinn, and Norm MacDonald.

I am from MA, and have lived in Boston for the last 22 years. My "native" accent is pretty flat, since I'm from the Western part of the state but the longer I'm here the more Bostonian my accent gets (especially when I'm really excited about something). I was walking out of work the other day and a woman from the…

Probably not, I bet they're probably really stringy. Maybe in a slow braise, like a coq au vin, with some white wine, garlic, fresh thyme, and cranberry beans.

Putting a medium pie in a too-large box increases the chance that the pie will slide all over the place and get smooshed.

Yum, add some tabasco, salt, and lime and you've got yourself a michelada!

That sounds more like a shandy, or an approximation of one. A snakebite is beer and cider.

Ouch. In fairness, she's from a weird place in the state that is a mix of hilbillies and people who think living near Springfield is a good idea.

Crap, now I'm going to spend then next eight hours playing Portal.

BMI is an actuarial tool, it is used to very good effect when measuring populations, and is moderately useful for measuring individuals, but only as a leading indicator. A BMI higher or lower than the mean range is a cue to take a closer look to assess what is really going on. For the overwhelming majority of people…

I thought she was something even more high-profile, isn't she an attorney?

That's actually my favorite part, that they specified that the fitted sheet goes on the *bottom*. I would LOVE to meet the person who thought it went on the top.

I have the same requirement of my lovers' bums, as it happens.

Oh christ, now I'm laughing at my desk and hoping not to get written up for it.

That looks delicious, but swap out cherry compote for raspberry and you've got yourself a winner.

My guess would be because they think those generic white boys all look alike. In fairness, they *do* all look alike, so it's not strictly a black person thing.