Not Del Tacoooooooo! Their tacos are the most glorious thing ever after hiking in J-Tree (there's one right in Twentynine Palms on the highway), washed down with whatever ice cold beer they're selling at the Walgreens next door, and devoured in my room at the Super 8 in front of the TV.

Are you kidding? I would love that. I want a nice bouncy rack when I'm getting dressed up for a party or just want to show off a little, and my usual miniature rack for when I'm doing things like running or cleaning my house.

As for marriages themselves, I find the whole affair really primitive. It's an archaic ritual that serves no purpose in today's society. Just IMHO.

Careful now!

Folks who went to Boston College have known this all along. They only thing they're remarkable for is their strategy of "play dirty" under the Lou Holtz years. Their students' superiority complexes rival those of Harvard undergrads and is equally unearned, though for different reasons.

I feel like this will backfire. Stores order stock based on purchasing patterns. If suddenly they see demand plummet, they're not going to increase their stock of that item.

Most people aren't Chris Sharma, despite how easy he makes free-climbing look. Hell, even Chris Sharma will cease to be Chris Sharma one day. All it takes is one missed hold.

You come after my jaffa cakes, I come after you. That's a motto I live by.

I'll settle for my (cop) neighbor's German Shepherd, who apparently (according to my neighbor) goes full guard-dog-alert when he sees anyone who isn't me or my upstairs neighbor on my porch. (Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? YOU are! Here's a biscuit!)

Extradition is for when you commit a crime in country A and flee to Country B. Country A can petition to have you extradited. There is no Country B in this case, so there is no place to extradite them to.

I made a strawberry-balsamic-black pepper jam a few years ago, it was very good (not on like toast for breakfast, but more like on a baguette with some cheddar or goat cheese.)

Isn't England the home of "salad cream"?

Flexeril is the worst, I was prescribed it for back spasms and I took one pill then proceeded to have a hangover that lasted for 48 hours (during which I thought it would be a great idea to get into my car and drive 4 miles for Chipotle) and an incredible mood swing into rage that abated after about four hours. I…

PMS isn't an evolutionary disadvantage, so it wouldn't get "pruned" just because it serves no purpose. Our appendix is still there for example, and we stopped being quadruped herbivores quite some time ago.

Guh. I hate it. I get really *stupid* — like, I can't keep a thought in my head, I can't focus on anything, I can't follow a complex conversation. I don't get pissy with other people (although yesterday my boss' 9 year old was really getting on my last nerve) but I get really frustrated with myself for being…

Does it have vinyl, and stripes, and a cup built right in?

"He got a nice package, all right. Dayum!"

(avoiding confrontation is my specialty)

Not in appropriate if the parents give their consent, as the proxy for their daughter. They probably had to sign waivers before sending her to camp anyway.

Are camp counselors mandatory reporters? That kid is in desperate need of medical / behavioral health intervention