This makes me sad, because she looks so happy in that picture, and when someone just makes you feel like shit when you're having a really good time — to go from 60 to 0 in the snap of a finger — is to tough to recover from.

Christ I got all panicky for a second, then I read the part about the basset hound. I don't own one. Safe, for one more day at least.

You would shut those businesses down overnight. The volume of images that are submitted to them on a daily basis would require hundreds (thousands?) of people to manually review for content and *context*. Where would the money for that come from? Those are free sites that exist on ad revenue and some subscription…

Yes, absolutely. What is not legal is voice recordings, since that falls under wiretap laws. Laws tend to be behind the technological times, in Massachusetts we recently had an embarrassing episode where a subway peeping tom was let off because taking pictures of women's underpants while they're seated on the train…

Wait, was that the one of the hipster dude wearing "jeggings"? I think that was fair game, personally; it served as a PSA for how not to dress when you go out public. Please, sir, do not display the perfect outline of your twig and berries (even you, Jon Hamm). That cannot be unseen — I still have the image burned…

What are emergency services going to do? Mamas leave their babies on the shore all the time while they go off and get dinner. The babies just kind of wait it out, if people come by they probably bark at them because they're scared or puzzled or just like to talk. Then the mamas come back, collect their babies, and…

Nee, they're Dutch.

I always thought "basic" meant like low-rent or something. The way its described here makes it seem like it means "ordinary" which is not an insult.

That wave crested for me about two years ago. Its been blissful ever since.

["]If a basic bitch falls in the woods, does she make a sound?

Me neither, but mostly because it really accentuates the lines and bags under my eyes. Hooray.

She had a baby, that seems to legit transform a lot of people. I think folks still pay attention because its kind of interesting when someone basically becomes another person right before your eyes.

He has a nice profile, maybe that's why he does it.

Part Samoan part black. Jason Momoa grows one motherfucker of an awesome beard but I think he's part German and probably has some Teutonic epic-beard-growing DNA.

Stop trying to make "quiche" happen, Lindsay. It's not going to happen.

Pineapple juice has an enzyme that behaves like meat tenderizer. The less-ripe the pineapple (or the closer to the core), the stronger the enzyme acts and the more likely it is to make your mouth start to feel all prickly.

Felony murder, maybe? I think its state by state, but you can be charged with felony murder if you are committing a felony and someone dies, even if you had nothing to do with their death *directly*, I guess the reasoning is that they would not have died if you had not been committing a felony at the time.

They name-checked American Apparel undies? Bad. That's actually worse than LFO name-checking Abercrombie & Fitch.

Pick Kieran, its less common and is also a really fantastic Irish name. Its also the name of my first boyfriend who in fairness did break my heart, but on the main made for an excellent first boyfriend and also was my excuse to go bum around in Ireland for a month after I graduated from college.

That has got to be up there as one of the least-flattering pictures of any human living or dead. The lighting and shadows make her look like she's a mass of skin flaps, folds, and wrinkles. Really bizarre.