I wonder why didn't she tell the FA while they were in the air? They would have had cops waiting for this guy when the plane landed, and possibly hauled him off the plane in front of everyone.

Wait, I'm having a hard time understanding the objection. "Mammy" was a two-dimensional representation of very real people, who have historically been given very short shift in popular media and entertainment, and this book proposes to finally turn her into a human being. Why is this a bad thing? Have you ever read…

I lived on a floor with a bunch of football players my senior year at Boston College, and one of my roommates used to proofread their papers for them. She would read some of this stuff out loud and it never failed to amaze me what people let them get away with for their entire lives — I'm talking "sentences" without…

And the country chose Abbott as the better option? Yikes.

Well yeah, whichever one it was. He first got "kidnapped" by a bunch of crackheads for a few days and "forced" to smoke up, then went to rehab, then fell off the bandwagon and got busted for (something) and then crapped his pants — apparently on purpose — in the backseat of the police car.

Oh that's right, Australia went from frying pan to fire with your executive leadership. What happened with Kevin Rudd? He seemed so great, why did the country pivot away from him? Your new PM is a bag of shit.

Are you a dude? There's 18 states where you can get married.

Oh Zac. "Run out of gas" indeed. Stay off the pipe, kids, it brings nothing but trouble. Take Jason London (or Jeremy London? I don't know which is which) as your cautionary tale.

Wow, that was kind of nasty. The gif above is sexy and rakish, that's all. If you think the royal family is such a drain on the economy get rid of them. I seem to recall this has been proposed many (many, many) times and each time the overwhelming popular opinion is "Over my dead body!" so it seems the rest of the…

Yeah but you also aren't so driven by self-delusion that you'll go on a game show to date a member of the British royal family. There's none so blind, etc. etc.

They both have nice builds, red hair, and those beady close-set Battenberg eyes

I thought "Ever After" was a lovely interpretation of "Cinderella". I'm just putting that out there.

I just got weak in the knees.

I read a story about Diana meeting with a woman (friend? colleague? no idea) who brought along her tween daughter. The daughter had a crush on William (as they all did, he was a good looking teenager), and Diana said something like "You should really be setting your cap for Harry!" knowing that a) he wouldn't be…

It depends on how horrible they are. These are the sort of people who go on a GAME SHOW in order to land themselves an honest to goodness prince. I predict a whole lot of unearned arrogance, snobbery, and alpha-girl nastiness, in which case all watch the downfall of the Mean Girl set with relish.

What an unnecessarily hostile reply. Yeah some people may respond to "you" but some (most?) treat this as an open forum, which it is. I doubt most people bother to look at bylines; this isn't a series of closed, personal conversations unless people specifically make it into one. And since Jezebel is owned by Gawker,…

As shitty as this is, I'm glad she has some good grandparents who saw a toxic environment and moved to protect their granddaughter.

"but I just want to retreat to my room and sob."

Wait, North is a girl? Did I know that already? Why does this information surprise me?

WHAT SONG DID HE PICK??? Its important! Why no follow-up on this?!