I get the "falling in love part", I'm an expert at it! ;) The follow-through, less so *womp womp*

Married (gay like) into a NATIVE Mexican family.

The dog was 3 days out from a vet appointment to have her spayed and chipped.

I'm so excited. I want to go run a victory lap around my office now. (Amherst is my hometown.)

Both her parents are Kenyan, she was born in Mexico so she's Mexican by birth and partial-childhood.

SHE WENT TO HAMPSHIRE?!? Oh my god she lived in my hometown? I'm dying. DYING!!! Lupita walked the streets of my hometown!

I wonder what her favorite Antonio's slice is...

My 30s were amazing, and I hear the same thing from lots of women. 40s, well, we'll see...

So if you don't like a work assignment, you can throw a temper tantrum and hand in a nasty, quasi-illiterate, pointless, effortless piece of shit and still get paid for it?

I usually only watch a little bit of the Oscars, this time I watched the whole thing because I have a wicked girl-crush on Lupita Nyong'o. Otherwise I rarely have anything invested in it other than sometimes I like looking at the dresses.

And artlessly, at that. If you're going to complain, at least be clever and/or funny.

Except for all the snaps out there of them actually putting the pizza in their mouths and chewing it.

No, I wrote a negative comment about a *bad* article. People can dislike the Oscars all they want, but they should be able to articulate their dislike with a little more style than "famous people being famous are gross and I hate them!"

"Dumb-shaming"?

Actually, I do those things you've just snarkily implied I don't do.

Its even worse than I thought — the author was *paid* to do that! Its not my job to make better websites, but it is this author's job to write pieces that are worth reading.

It it too much to ask that it at least be clever and well-written? I appreciate that this is a free site, and "you get what you pay for" reigns supreme but the world is lousy with people who can turn a phrase. How hard is it to hire one or two?

I don't mind negativity, I mind *bad* negativity. If you want to write a criticism, write one; this is just a foot-stomping toy-throwing temper tantrum.

I've had to do lots of things I didn't want to do, but I didn't puke all over the assignment like a bratty 12-year-old.

What, your comment? No I got that, I was just continuing my disgust-a-thon.

Its a done deal, I already read it, or parts of it. I can't get that time back.