I'd be astounded to discover that anyone was paid a dime for this tripe. This has all the desperate hallmarks of an intern trying to prove their edginess-cred in exchange for "getting their name out there" in the hopes that one day they can cut their hours at Dunkies back to part-time because slinging hot coffee and…

You devoted 11 paragraphs to this? If you're so disgusted by the waste of time, why are you wasting your time on it? Go volunteer at a homeless shelter or raise money to help families who just got their food stamps cut. Something. Anything. Jesus, what a whiner.

Hey, if you live in a warm climate with lots of guys who keep in good shape then I say high-five to you!

Evan Rachel Wood looks stunning, like she stepped out of Hollywood ca 1935.

My local Target underwent a major renovation (to its detriment if you ask me, its way too difficult to navigate the clothing now) and did exactly that. They just removed entire sections of clothing and left us to wander around wondering if they were going to stock jeans again or what. Then they call came back. The…

Props to J-Law for looking genuinely pleased and probably really relieved that Lupita won the Oscar and not her. She seems sensible enough that she probably would have been embarrassed if she won it this time around.

I read somewhere else today that she actually got a diagnosis of schizophrenia, and is now appropriately medicated.

I'm not focusing on her bod (which is almost inhuman in its ability to wear every cut of dress known to humanity), although her skin is something to behold (which is also almost inhuman in its ability to be beautifully offset by every color known to humanity), but I am a tenderheart and I love romance and I am so…

False.

Crap, you're right! It didn't even dawn on me that she might be into chicks (but I think she might have a little crush on Hiddles, based on some tweet she posted a while back). What lady can we fix her up with, if that's the case?

I think every woman does, too. I'm completely enchanted by her, and her preternatural ability to look good in every conceivable color.

Nah, she's given enough press to indicate that she's a smart cookie. She strikes me as just cynical enough not to fall for dumb shit like this.

the fashion sense of a young, French Allman brother

I'm pretty sure the cake was planned, given that it has only adhered to her cheekbones and part of her forehead, and is mysteriously absent from her eyes and mouth, *and* the icing is combed into her hair rather than lying on it in cakey clumps.

Ew, Jared Leto gross I hear he's a total d-bag.

It seems to me that "meet" suffices to describe what's happening, given that its generally not worth mentioning if there isn't anything remarkable about how two people meet. It just seems redundant from a narrative perspective.

Now that's worth a listen. The Norwegian folk metal is pretty good too, but its tough to sort through and find the ones that aren't actually white-supremacist bands, especially since I don't speak Norwegian and have to kind of take other people's word for it.

He's unbelievably gorgeous, especially when he's styled like an actual grownup (like,, beard, etc.) and not a teenager on that TV show that he plays a teenager on.

Jesus christ, this is awful.

1) Can someone explain to this old lady what "meet cute" means?