Its a fairly common descriptor of any situation where one person / team is being completely destroyed by another. I wish it wasn't so, but these are the times we live in.

The game was nearly a shut-out. It might have been the most one-sided game in Superbowl history. I'm not sure why the Broncos bothered to show up. Someone suggested that the Seahawks switch to soccer or guitar-playing for the last quarter just to give the Broncos a chance to catch up and not look like such jerks.

Well they don't get it from Barbie, that's for sure. I was explicitly forbidden from having Barbies when I was little, because my parents thought they would give me a poor body image. Well I got that anyway, that's just part of being a teenager. They might as well have let me have the Barbies, at least then I'd…

The tweet was posted during the Superbowl. Its a fairly direct path to the conclusion that the tweet had something to do with the game.

Good thing you're commenting on it, then.

Good thing he didn't call PSH himself stupid then, right? (Because he didn't.)

Troops dying in Afghanistan *is* stupid and senseless — and pointless, and a gigantic waste of human life and potential. That isn't tragic either, its a death machine that this country has inexplicably signed up for despite decades of warning signs not to do it.

Can people read? He didn't call PSH stupid and senseless. He called his death stupid and senseless.

Calligraphy? Or do you mean cursive?

His last official appearance was last year, when he and Seth got married. Hader left the show at the end of last season.

Right, that's what I was talking about.

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Did you mean Bill Hader? Fred Armisen wasn't there.

Its not misogynistic, its just trite.

I loved 21 Dresses.

Wow, that seems... inappropriate. Jordan's "character" was actually a real human being named Oscar Grant who was killed execution-style while face-down on the cement. Really not quite fodder for a quippy movie review.

See? Even the agent of evil thinks this is a bad idea.

I thought Sucker Punch was OK, but I also had the advantage of seeing it a) on TV so only paying like $4.99 for it instead of $10, and b) everyone else in the world saying how awful it was. So, I approached it more like a series of really nice photographs — which is basically all it is — and I kind of enjoyed it.

That one is OK, but the best trailer was the first one with the "Every story has a beginning" part, and doesn't really give away anything except for MAUL AND HIS DOUBLE-BLADED SABER that we all flipped the fuck out over when we saw it. I remember it like it was yesterday!

Oh god , I have such a vivid memory of the second blade coming out of Maul's saber and this frisson went through the audience and we all went "Ooooooohhhhh!" because it just had never occurred to anyone that you could have a double bladed lightsaber. That one moment stays with me more than the entirety of TPM, simply…