Early Europeans are about 40,000 years old. 8,000 years old is practically yesterday.

This has been my overwhelming experience with gay men in their early 20s. There are only one or two exceptions to this. Maybe I ran in the wrong circles, I don't know, but I'm not really all that interested in finding out. The reward is not worth the risk.

Ah yes. Shane was the boyfriend with the brain damage who got her pregnant.

Wait, who was the one that got Spike knocked up in the original series? The one who did some bad acid and then had brain damage? And I thought Snake killed someone in a DUI?

That HAT!

Uhh, I think its supposed to be from the POV of people who have no privilege, no money, no chance at that lifestyle so they make their own fun.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Joey Jeremiah? Caitlin? Snake? SPIKE???

Cultural appropriation, hell — she appropriated an actual human child from his impoverished parents!

Yeah that was the pivotal shark-jump moment, I thought.

What? Explain how anything I've said makes me sound like a guy.

She never made my pee-pee hard either, but that's mostly because I'm not a bro.

No, it means calling women "fish" as an expletive.

Interesting. I was watching Downton Abby for the first part of the show so I guess I missed that?

Did you read the article that was written by the man who was the handler of her clothing that went up for auction at Christies?

See Simon Doonan's article on the subject. She was a waif with very large breasts.

Gross! Its a shame it takes us so long to figure out that we're allowed to assert our boundaries (women and men alike, this isn't a sex / gender thing) and walk away from people who get off on violating them.

Well, except for Mary Lambert who was the primary singer, and Queen Latifah who was the one who read the vows and actually pronounced them married, I guess you're right.

Madonna looks absolutely dreadful. She's veering into "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" land.

I didn't even think about that angle til this morning, I was just focusing on Mary's talent being denied its own spotlight *again* (when Macklemore won a VMA or whatever it was he won, he didn't mention her in his thank-you speech, if I recall correctly. I nearly went through the TV to shake the shit out of him. The…

You're very defensive.