Neither did Kate, for what its worth. She and William were living together for years before they got married. Kates in general do not stand for such bullshit, if I may be so bold as to speak for all of us.

Are you sure he didn't publicly come out? I thought he made some kind of statement there...

Cool story bro.

That's the one! I guess its not quite like I remember it, although to be honest with the dissolute lifestyle I was living in the late 90s its a miracle I remember anything, but they really were totally into each other and it just shows in every atom of their bodies. Amazing.

Well, he can have enough self-awareness to know he's bad at it, and stop talking. He has *some* agency.

John Mayer is such a douche. I mean, really. I get that he's a really good guitar player, I've heard him; but there are a lot of good guitar players who aren't total cunts. One of them was playing for my in my kitchen last Saturday night as we split a bottle of wine. Mayer needs to shut the fuck up. He's gross.

It was live on stage, but probably this song.

I have this weird memory of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey on some MTV show at a ski resort or something, I don't know it was a bunch of "acts" doing their hit tunes or whatever. Anyway, it was well before they were married and before anyone knew for a fact that they were dating although there were rumors, and they…

Isn't he gay now? For real, didn't he leave his wife (Jessica's mom) and come out, and then start dressing like he was 20 and "dating" (ahem) some young guy who probably rightly and smartly smelled the perfect intersection of money and desperation?

All I can think of now is the Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! YIIIIP! aliens from Sesame Street, which of course amplifies the awesomeness of this by like 1000x

Well the real answer is to get my flabby fat ass back running and climbing and doing yoga and weights and walking everywhere like I was before I (ahem) bulked up. All that also has the added effect of making me want to eat better food and drink less alcohol, so I should be able to get it back together if I can only…

"Justin Bieber was seen 'crying his eyes out' following his arrest yesterday for drunk driving,"

For sure. I had my annual physical yesterday and according to my doc I'm not overweight, yet I have clear stomach rolls, back fat, and am approaching double-chin land and am basically shaped like a bowling pin right now (12-pin, not candlepin!) I'm 25lbs heavier than I was 5 years ago, 1o of that gained last year. …

Well, if all of your weight is in your breasts, then yeah. Doonan in the article refers to her as "shockingly and unimaginably slender".

Re friend #1 : you have declared your boundaries, she repeatedly violates them, because she wants to. People like this are exhibitionists — they get off on making those around them uncomfortable, it makes them feel powerful and special. My advice? Walk away from her. She does not respect you and does not respect…

True enough. I try on jeans at Target and I'm a 10. I walk down to the mall and I try on a dress at Ann Taylor and I'm a 4.

I'm basing this on what Simon Doonan wrote about her clothing, when he was handling it for an auction at Christies. He could not find a mannequin small enough to exhibit her clothing:

You'll have to account for size deflation; what was a 14 40 years ago (i.e. Marilyn Monroe) would be somewhere around a 2 in today's sizing.

Do you live in San Diego?

Ah, check. I don't think that's what the article is getting at though; its going after people who blame the non-interested party for the lack of attraction, instead of just bad luck. I can be frustrated that Cute Boy that I like doesn't like me back, but he didn't "friendzone" me — he's just not feeling it. It's a…