Entitled? How so?

One of my male friends actually said to me "we all [as in, every guy I knew] think of you like our sister!" and I was like "Great, just what I was going for..." Like, out of the gate I'm their sister, and not even really female in their heads. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Or not, as is actually the case.

People are asking (and it has been implemented) that BC be considered preventive care and therefore be required coverage by commercial insurance policies.

He got dumped in high school. For real, he has stated this many times. He really dug some girl, and she wasn't into it, and now he hates women.

OK good, because I thought it was moderately entertaining. I'm trying hard to keep up with what I'm supposed to find offensive these days, the goalposts are constantly moving.

I don't understand. Am I supposed to find this offensive? What are we outraged about again? I can't keep up.

I would read the *fuck* out of those books!

Yeah I posted elsewhere that he just can't do an ending to save his life. Its like drunk sex: there's this wild insane ride (ahem!) and this big moment and then its just *over* and you're like, oh well I guess that was it. Can I get up and get a beer now? I have to pee. What's on TV? Am I supposed to stay the…

Stephenson does not do endings well. I can always see what he's trying for, but he never really pulls it off and it kind of fizzles. Its such a trope with his long fiction works now that I can't even hold that against them because so I'm not let down by the end and enjoy the ride.

I *adored* REAMDE. I actually rationed my reading of it so that I could make it last (and I'm enough of a doofus fangirl that I actually took the day off of work when it came out so I could spend the day reading it.) I limited myself to I think 30 pages a night and really spun it out. It was a challenge though.

Mos def. There are at least three instances where I'm quite honestly amazed that nobody called the police because they thought I was being murdered.

Ugh, its the worst. So disappointing. Then you're like "Try again? Or just go watch TV or something?" Total drag.

Is there a level 0 or perhaps -1, the kind that just mysteriously *goes away*, like when you have to sneeze and then you just don't?

Oh my god. I probably would have just keeled over dead from the shock.

Isn't it? Its a great laugh, like kind of a little wicked and naughty.

Nah. We can imagine. Let her have some un-publicized fun, and also you can have a little treasure all for your own.

Romantic Comedy

Ha! I did to, not with this guy (because he will be my future spousal-equivalent life-partner and I need to play it cool) but with The Cat Empire. I made an Indiana Jones-related joke and they retweeted and replied to it, so I screencapped it and posted it on my Instagram. *That* one had me hopping around my living…

For real. The color is so perfect (is there any color that is not perfect against her skin? I doubt it) and the flowers on the halter — or whatever we call that part above the bodice, is there a word? — are otherworldly-beautiful.

I was just thinking that! I covet those arms. I used to have them, and then I had two bad years in a row and got fat and flabby, and now I'm determined to get them back.