People are asking (and it has been implemented) that BC be considered preventive care and therefore be required coverage by commercial insurance policies.

He got dumped in high school. For real, he has stated this many times. He really dug some girl, and she wasn't into it, and now he hates women.

OK good, because I thought it was moderately entertaining. I'm trying hard to keep up with what I'm supposed to find offensive these days, the goalposts are constantly moving.

I don't understand. Am I supposed to find this offensive? What are we outraged about again? I can't keep up.

Mos def. There are at least three instances where I'm quite honestly amazed that nobody called the police because they thought I was being murdered.

Ugh, its the worst. So disappointing. Then you're like "Try again? Or just go watch TV or something?" Total drag.

Is there a level 0 or perhaps -1, the kind that just mysteriously *goes away*, like when you have to sneeze and then you just don't?

Oh my god. I probably would have just keeled over dead from the shock.

Isn't it? Its a great laugh, like kind of a little wicked and naughty.

Nah. We can imagine. Let her have some un-publicized fun, and also you can have a little treasure all for your own.

Romantic Comedy

Ha! I did to, not with this guy (because he will be my future spousal-equivalent life-partner and I need to play it cool) but with The Cat Empire. I made an Indiana Jones-related joke and they retweeted and replied to it, so I screencapped it and posted it on my Instagram. *That* one had me hopping around my living…

For real. The color is so perfect (is there any color that is not perfect against her skin? I doubt it) and the flowers on the halter — or whatever we call that part above the bodice, is there a word? — are otherworldly-beautiful.

I was just thinking that! I covet those arms. I used to have them, and then I had two bad years in a row and got fat and flabby, and now I'm determined to get them back.

This must happen!

On a side note, do you totally spaz when your fav celeb actually acknowledges your tweets? I got a reply from one of my pretend boyfriends (and I only have two so it a Big Deal) over Christmas week and I totally freaked out. I had to text a friend of mine, just to tell someone it happened. Like, my…

Oh man I've been burned so badly by this, from both sides of the story, including three nights out with a guy who was a "close friend" that I had a wicked crush on, and who seemed to really enjoy blurring that line. Turns out those weren't dates, oh well. On the flip side, I spent a fun evening out with a guy I'd…

No, sir! I don't like it!

I think that's a totally reasonable reading of it, and clearly I'm not the only person who reads it that way.

Oh please. I've been on the receiving end of abuse from laughably mild (i.e. being called a cunt) to moderately threatening in that someone appeared to know my neighborhood, to being outright stalked by a former neighbor and harassed by a boss at work. What I absolutely do not buy is that everyone's experience is…

For real.