I'm pretty sure Stevie agrees that its not a zero-sum game.

I think its to make it tolerable for parents, so that they're with their kids while they watch TV and have something to talk about with them.

Earliest memory: sometime probably around 2, crawling on the floor of an apartment that we moved out of when I was a little younger than 3.

The false equivalence is the personal blog versus privately-owned newspaper. The two media are not even close to being the same in purpose and content.

Totally false equivalence. The Guardian pays her money to write for them. They are not obligated to publish things of hers — and pay her for them — if they don't like them. Your employer is not obligated to let you do things on their dime that damage the company's standing in their industry just because its your…

False equivalence. Adams is a private person blogging on a free Twitter account and is subject only to the terms of service of Twitter.. Emma Keller is an employee of the Guardian, and per her employment contract is subject to the directives of the editors of the paper. The editors considered her column to be in…

This whole thing blows my mind. This woman did not insert herself into the Kellers' lives, they inserted themselves into *hers*. She writes and posts on Twitter — people are free to follow or not. People are free to look up her posts or not. She copes with her fate in a way that makes sense to her, and people are…

Does Beatlemania ring any bells?

I was totally obsessed with Duran Duran as a teenager, god only knows what I would have gotten up to if I'd had the internet as a 15 year old with poor impulse control

Oh god that's the best movie. That scene at the end with the beauty queens going into a violent rage and literally tearing the building apart with their bare hands is worth the price of admission.

You're throwing shade at complete strangers because they have not invited you into their lives, and I'm the hostile one? Amaze.

Its weird that someone managed to keep you out of their business?

So? They're good at keeping themselves to themselves. Lacey Chabert got married in December to someone that nobody knew she was dating. Is something weird about that?

Well, she's pregnant.

What's her deal? Why do we like her? Do we like her? Horrible dress, she couldn't walk in it and could barely stand in those shoes. So bizarre.

And without it, the only thing anyone would ever have known is that someone reported some second-hand gossip that Nigella Lawson's husband might have done something while they were eating lunch once, but nobody could really see or hear what was going on so they're not sure.

And without them, the only record that the whole thing happened would have been third-hand gossip from some people at the next table, if they'd even noticed it.

Wow, folks are really unimaginitive around here.

That's a pretty rotten way to go through life, if you ask me, looking for things to get outraged about and randomly hurling vile insults at complete strangers on the internet because they don't like the things that you like.

I'm 40, so pretty far from a "child" and reasonably grown up. As for this:

Lots of water, a little bit of greasy food if you can keep it down, and rest. Take a nap, get up, drink more water, have some dinner, go to bed.