So? They're good at keeping themselves to themselves. Lacey Chabert got married in December to someone that nobody knew she was dating. Is something weird about that?

Well, she's pregnant.

What's her deal? Why do we like her? Do we like her? Horrible dress, she couldn't walk in it and could barely stand in those shoes. So bizarre.

And without it, the only thing anyone would ever have known is that someone reported some second-hand gossip that Nigella Lawson's husband might have done something while they were eating lunch once, but nobody could really see or hear what was going on so they're not sure.

And without them, the only record that the whole thing happened would have been third-hand gossip from some people at the next table, if they'd even noticed it.

Wow, folks are really unimaginitive around here.

That's a pretty rotten way to go through life, if you ask me, looking for things to get outraged about and randomly hurling vile insults at complete strangers on the internet because they don't like the things that you like.

I'm 40, so pretty far from a "child" and reasonably grown up. As for this:

Lots of water, a little bit of greasy food if you can keep it down, and rest. Take a nap, get up, drink more water, have some dinner, go to bed.

But it does if you're standing up.

I have a dear friend who was an avowed single cat lady until she unexpectedly met the love of her life, got married, and shortly thereafter got pregnant. She declared that she was hoping for either a girl or a kitten.

I thought that was the inference, especially with respect to the whole "car camping" thing and the requirement that the partner bathe. Perhaps not. Either way, a 2-day fling — scooty or not — is a permission slip to find the hottest partner you can.

Can't handle <> not seeking out for company

What? I'm pretty sure you and I are not talking about the same thing.

Its probably marketing for something else, like a story is going to unfold with the Coachella boyfriends and girlfriends, and we'll follow it breathlessly and some product/service/app will be unveiled at the end of it all and we'll all go out and buy it.

That's... vivid. Why, because I've had a meaningless fling once or twice? Yikes.

Am I truly alone in thinking this Shia LeBoeuf thing is freaking hilarious? Everything he does is calculated to get the masses foaming at the mouth about what a douche he is and *it works*. I think he's really funny, what can I say. I probably wouldn't hang out with him, but I appreciate the comedy of what he's up…

Aw drat.

For a long-term (or even medium-term) partner its ridiculous to have a "checklist" of any kind. But for a two-night stand? Go for it. That's the time to find the most bangable guy you can.

Seconded. I'm a Northern gal myself, so anything on my skin in the summer is too much. I have hair past my shoulderblades, and if its down in any kind of heat its like wearing a sweater. I wear it up in a bun most days.