Saucemaster's point was in regards to drivers and how they behave. How bicyclists behave is another matter entirely. He wasn't acting as if bicyclists were innocent - it was just irrelevant to his point. A safe bicyclist, nor an unsafe bicyclist, can't do much of anything about an unsafe driver.
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