Don’t get me wrong. I’m not really mocking the Japanese here. So no need for #NotAllJapanese or something silly like that.

I find this kind of ‘service’ to be too fake for its own good. Like, if someone I was dating did this, and I found out about it at any point, I’d be looking to see other people. And again,…

Also, the idea of ‘hooligan’ in Japan is a bit quaint in that example.

I mean, it’s probably me being ‘Murica, but I wanna hang out with the two dudes who approach the couple, not the man or the woman who paid for that kind of nonsense.

I am hoping that life partners never stop appreciating the reality of actual situations being random as the best ones.

What I mean is, my love for my then-future-wife (we weren’t even engaged yet) grew incredibly when she spent the entire night I spent in an ER wing.

I already loved her by that point, and I’m not sure…

I think this is one of those only in Japan things.

Anywhere there are firearms, or heavily-populated cities without the sheer terror the Japanese carry for being out of order, and you probably are right, it ends with someone poking their eye out, or worse.

I remember I ended up playing this one to the infinite loop it had on the hardest patterns for 3 hours, at least, before my mom called me to dinner, and I gave up.

It was then that I realized I loved food just a little more than video games, which I had not quite realized I loved so much.

When I get particularly ‘moody,’ I start thinking of everything as “meatbags.”

Hat-tip to the creator of HK-47. Psychotic with character never had quite the game-world definition as such.

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I’m always reminded of Roberto Baffo, who is far more entertaining doing a very similar thing.

He doesn’t look, or sound, at all, convincing about “you can’t be upset with a 3rd in the world record.”

Or, you might need to start with this line of language-enhancement product, given the Vers demonstration:

This man is not fucking cured of a god damned thing.

Yeah, just no.

Says me.

Just makes me long for single-player-only games of their past. Have negative interest from R* for anything to do with ‘social’ gaming.

Their first mistake was asking some old idiot in a board room what they thought in the first place. Those people you hard-sell with the silver tongue so they stay the fuck out of your shit and do what they’re told.

Unless it’s a lowest price guarantee no matter if it’s Best Buy trying to fuck everyone over by selling some semi-popular game that will get hits from the crowd at precisely one US Dollar, I honestly do not fucking care anymore. Because Valve decided that they are no different in practice, regardless of their words,…

This isn’t 1980, and nobody needs a gimmick that reminds them of the giant CRT RCAs in their parents’ living room.

Is it kind of disarming as to how many kids and immature (or possibly mentally-unstable) adults fail to understand that an entertainer or a public figure they enjoy is not their personal friend, lover, savior, champion, et-cetera as such?

They may be personable, but they’re not required to be personal. And it’s not on…

If Mario Maker is doable for release as part of the Switch, which it should be, then they probably need to get along and do just that, allowing those who have it on WiiU to continue playing it until they release an even fancier version of the game-maker in a couple-three years.

And it wouldn’t kill Nintendo in the…

They have very real plus for presence in certain areas, namely, general audience-friendly family games, which is true to their ‘family computer’ earlier eras.

And their games, almost without fail, are released with an incredible amount of polish and lack of game-breaking glitches and 40-gig ‘patches’ that are basically…