- Korl's gonna be a one eyed, one-armed, whining, teenage, people beater.

We have Super Cena. So, we can't have Super Reigns.

No. The movie Scanners.

Scanners

Michael Ironside made a man's head explode.

Cena has been putting a lot of great effort into his matches, but his promo work is still treading water. It's either:

Cena has been putting a lot of great effort into his matches, but his promo work is still treading water. It's either:

Oh give me a Dome, where the smart people roam
and the good and the bad guys aren't lame
where seldom is heard an unintelligent word
and the viewers are satisfied for days

The growl it made did seem like a "Fine, you have a deal" kind of a growl. Then when she ran away, it growled like "Ugh, can't believe I made you the Monarch."

Maybe the Egg wants to be captured so it can learn who the soldiers are working for. Then it will escape.

So, who are the soldiers getting their new orders from?

I'm still waiting for Big Jim to say, "Come on Barbie, let's go party."

Nothing about this show feels like Stephen King at all. Haven is based off of "The Colorado Kid," but they too completely veered off the source material. However, they still make the show feel like it's set a Stephen King's universe. They do this with story and character. (The references to various King things help.)

The Dome does not allow logic to exist inside of it.

The season finale will consist of the Dome turning into a huge balloon, floating in air while carrying the town with it. Joe will say, "Oh my god. The Dome is a balloon and the town is flying with it."

"Let me put out these flares just in case somebody drives by and doesn't notice the huge ambulance sitting on its side."

It's a door to the magical elf world where they create dome making eggs.

Julia: Joe, what's going on?
Joe: I don't know.
Me: That's a first.

Goodwin shows up the same week we get a cave that acts as a magical portal.

A disease that kills all the guys named Lance brings about a shortage of douchebags. The townspeople
react like schizophrenic sheep. Big Jim and Barbie are now CEOs of the Dome Corporation, so Jim hatches a plan to tan the town. Thankfully,
since Shia Lebouf is a former actor, he realizes the dome is
acting like a…