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Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

Honestly, the season could have ended after the “Genre” episode. That’s a perfect piece of television sci-fi.

ST:P started strong and finished the season very, very “meh” at best with a TON of plot holes. I still believe it has potential, but, honestly, what we all wanted and needed was “Star Trek: Riker,” a show dedicated to Will Riker being called out of retirement to do whatever - a First Contact situation with a

This makes me really sad to hear. I wanted this to be an amazing B movie/cult classic.

I’m totally with James on all of this. The Crisis has been a hot, cheesy dumpster fire. It’s so much camp with questionable acting and a ridiculous storyline I’m not sure I even want to finish it to see who survives. I kind of don’t care. But also:

Now all I can think about is Seth Rogen’s version of the Penguin. Man, I’m not sure we know what type of greatness we might have just missed.

“Unfortunately, we got a version of AJ Soprano talking about Nietzsche, even if Joaquin Phoenix was doing it.” - gawddamn. I didn’t think it was going to be Billy Shakes, but geesh.  

Didn’t think it was perfectly handled, but I’m fine now with her not being connected to the Skywalkers. I still wouldn’t mind knowing why her parents just dropped her off and what might have happened to them. I think her character needs some level of closer that doesn’t come from the evil antagonist. Why would she

“Crisis” Special may actually be DC’s answer to the Avengers (albeit on an incredibly smaller scope/scale). @ and fight me as necessary.

You know this is a thing called fiction and not based on what’s ACTUALLY happening in the real-world Venezuela, right? Like, Jack Ryan isn’t a real person and the Russians are really selling nukes to Venezuela? I know you must know that, but, well, it seems questionable from that piece. 

I think the DC TV bubble is just finally bursting, which, frankly is fine. Those shows are not, generally, what I would refer to as quality.

I am wayyyy less hyped about this movie based off of this trailer than I was off of the teaser. This looks all out cheesy and a complete mix of every sci-fi “aliens are coming to Earth” movie ever. Whoever said this was anything like “Arrival” ought to be ashamed.

I’m the same way for different reasons. That movie looks...kind of heartbreaking to me. It feels like a really tragic story I just don’t have the energy for right now. And it may make the Joker sympathetic, and I’m not sure how I feel about that.

This trailer makes Charlie’s Angels 2 with Drew, Cameron, and Lucy look interesting, and it was one of the worst movies ever made.

This looks surprisingly great to me and I hate horror movies. Also, Andie MacDowell out of NOWHERE.

And, to be clear, “Placebo Effect” is one of the best episodes of television of any show, period. The final scene when he asks the Irish mob boss if he saw Regis that morning right before he shoots him is pure brilliance.

Amazing list. Really happy to see “Placebo Effect” up so high on the list, but no “Diversity Hire” from Season 1 here at all? 

Exactly what I was thinking. Why is a corrupt mayor(?!) in there? AND indigenous aliens? It’s three stories smashed together.

Plus infinity +1's. McG’s work is lava hot garbage.

Thank you! +1