“Unfortunately, we got a version of AJ Soprano talking about Nietzsche, even if Joaquin Phoenix was doing it.” - gawddamn. I didn’t think it was going to be Billy Shakes, but geesh.  

You know this is a thing called fiction and not based on what’s ACTUALLY happening in the real-world Venezuela, right? Like, Jack Ryan isn’t a real person and the Russians are really selling nukes to Venezuela? I know you must know that, but, well, it seems questionable from that piece. 

He’s sitting in a room right now attempting to write a comeback to that question. He’ll deliver a flat joke in a few more months.

This is a real ass statement. Thank you. Kendrick is out here winning Pulitzer Prizes and literally making history. Kanye made some incredible beats, but never came close to that kind of transcendence in his music. Cue all the people with “But what about My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” arguments. I’m sorry, it was…

“A focused Kanye West is still hip-hop’s pinnacle. No one — not Kendrick, not Drake, not Jay Z — makes better music than Kanye does when he’s at his best.”

It’s kind of ironic, though, that Ben “wants to lay waste” to the old ways (i.e. the origins of Star Wars) when he still wants to live in the shadow and up to the standard of Darth Vader. I still feel like this is pretty ridiculous storytelling.

He’s utterly destroyed all three of these young men’s futures on the court. Utterly destroyed.

I thought they were finally coming back to the present with more content than the occasional Easter egg. This series is officially stale, even with the combat system and the RPG additions. There seems to be nothing left for them to do. They should take a couple/few years away and really think through this. How about…

I mean, Yahoo! bought Tumblr for no know real reason. ESPN doesn’t strike me as corporation making the sharpest or smartest decisions right now, TBH.

“...but when it comes to Trump, she really isn’t powerful enough to stop the most egregious parts of his administration—yet people keep asking her like she can actually do something about it.” She could choose to not work for him. There isn’t an “Omarosa quota” that needs to be met in the White House or the Trump…

I’m sure I’m not the first one to say this, but Jared Kushner sounds like a parody of what we all thought Jared Kushner would sound like.

This is purely for attention. Let’s all stop giving her that attention.

Any chance they will give more backstory on the Traveler and the Speaker?

The real story here is people still pay money to hear George Lopez tell bad jokes.

In terms of music, this is the most Millenially privileged, lest legit post in the history of this site. “Are you Ellie?” Are y’all fucking kidding? I just can’t anymore. I mean, for shit’s sake, dude’s name is ja RULE. Why would she be asking about Ellie?! Y’all go back to listening to Mumford and Sons or Imagine…

The Low End Theory is one of the best rap albums ever made. It’s how I learned about hip hop and LIFE. The Funky Diabetic will be missed.

I...I don’t know how to say this, but admitedly I loved playing MarioKart as Wario in college. I’m for real. “Imma Wario, Imma gonna win.” How did/does Nintendo get away with that level of racism against Italians, anyway?