YES! I am almost 50. At our school auction one of the dads walked by and SMACKED my ass. But the fact that even at my age and in that environment just really goes to show you that stanky fuckboys gonna stanky fuckboy just because he thinks he can.

hahaha, cassingles. I had forgotten! Good times!!

Ha! I was out last night with the moms from my son’s school and I am older than most of them (by at least 10 years and some 20) and they asked if I did botox and I said nope. They were surprised that I have no wrinkles and I just responded that I’m fat! I don’t need botox. (I actually do have wrinkles and they don’t…

I had a friend who was in love with Brody Jenner so when he came through town I agreed to go with her to his meet and greet. He could not have been nicer and friendlier to all of the girls there to see him and posed for pictures and generally had a really nice conversation with my friend. He was not creepy or gross…

I do think you have to style it differently as you get a little older - my all one length really long hair began to pull on my features and made me look older so I cut a few long layers in and now keep it a little shorter (but still long by all standards) and it looks lighter/fresher. I would love to go all gray…

That and the instagram photo. I don’t know these people. I don’t watch the show but damn if they don’t just exude happiness. I wish them a lifetime of that glow! :D

Oh no...that’s Lil Kim but I can see why you thought Scar Jo - :/

This is giving me life this morning.

I went to see the play “Disenchanted” this weekend about the not so happily ever after of the Disney princesses and the Little Mermaid was exactly that - a cokehead burnout. It was hilarious.

I’ve read so many articles on Jezebel about GHB where the comments are full of examples of their friend being the one to drug them. It was a far greater example of what happened then strangers and/or the bartender (although lots of those stories too). The examples where it was a friend really stuck with me because…

I think you’ve hit on the key word - opportunists.

I made a similar comment the other day. What if she’s a spy and this has been their long game? I felt very tin foil hat when I thought it but now sort of believe it!