How do you figure that Hayden and Ciera will be able to get Monica to flip? I see her sticking with Tyson and Gervase.

I hope at least you don't live in Albuquerque. I hate that place.

Oh please, say it's not so. Don't make me eat cantaloupe for a month.

Good. Because I just don't like them. Same with cantaloupes which I once ate for breakfast for two weeks straight to try to make myself like them.

The sweet potatoes are healthy. Those are what I want to like.

I lost my virginity to this album, as I imagine a lot of youngsters in 1990 did. It was a good album, but I think my appreciation is biased.

That's Cosmo. He's Chinese.

Is that really a line in Juno?

The answer is just "computers."