Well, if people call that number, they’ll definitely be able to get in touch with Hamilton Nolan.

The “Watch Your Ass” call sounds like bad porn dialog. “Watch yo ass, baby. Oh, yeah, watch that ass. Oh. Oh. Watch it.”

I think many Splinter commenters are doing time in the same prison and sharing a computer.  That’s how they communicate so quickly.

Well, it’s an answer and thank you for providing me with one, but - no offense - I still don’t get it.  I personally don’t equate “neoliberalism” with any of the things you mention but, like I wrote, I must have missed something because this all came totally out of the blue for me.  

Trump was not as qualified as Bernie Sanders and Hillary beat Bernie like a drum.  BANG BANG BANG the Bernie is what Hillary did and what she’s going to do again in 2020.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I expected and the article implies that there’s no hope of catching the killers.  Terrible story because it sounds like this guy was going good work.  I don’t live in Chicago and don’t care about rap or anything but it sounds like this guy built up a following from the ground up with…

lol - I must have missed all this. To be totally candid, I can’t really remember “neoliberalism” being used with any frequency by anyone, let alone the fact that it was somehow a heinous term to use to label someone.

We’re all Tomato face?  I don’t think so.  He’s my hero and I wish I could troll this place as well as he can.

Hillary lost because the US is full of misogynist pigs, including but not limited to, all the Bernie Bro Hipsters that make a big deal about women’s rights in the Splinter comment section but then rape every woman in sight at frat parties. I hope Hillary commits war crimes on them when she’s inevitably elected in…

Well, I guess I’m a feckless cunt then.  If anything, the term “liberal” is used by people all the time as an insult so switching to “neoliberal” seems like a good way to rebrand.  I’m going to start using “neoliberal” all the time.

I don’t get it.  What’s so bad about “neoliberalism” being said?  Is that genuinely a taboo word?  Why?

Hillary was the most qualified candidate that’s ever run for the Presidency of these United States and no one can dispute that. It’s not her fault the Russians stole the White House from her. I wish everyone would stop being so mean to Hillary! I hope she runs again in 2020 because now that everyone’s got a taste of…

I don’t care what these bedwetters say, the act rules!  

Every other modern Western country would like a word with you.

Guns are regulated.  

If you want to actually discuss something related to gun violence, the fact that stupid fucking meme appears at the top of every comment section sort of derails things.  It’s a schtick.  It was funny the first time I saw it.  Not the 100th.  

You’re not going to get rid of the Second Amendment.  Period.  We’re not the UK.

To be fair, the article is about what to say after a mass shooting.

It’s hard to know what to say after innocent people are slaughtered.

This is the wisest, most sage comment I’ve ever read on Splinter.  I’m glad that someone recognizes that the Splinter comment section isn’t The Hague or something.  People take this shit waaaaaaaayyy too seriously.  It’s weird.