You do realize that the term gypsy is derogatory and racist...

I am an Uber driver. I had to go through a pretty extensive background check and sex offender check.

So wait...white men aren’t allowed to play guitar in public? Did any one let Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, or Jack White know? Are all these guys relegated to the deepest circles of hell because they’re also dads? Could we get some clarification?

So wait...white men aren’t allowed to play guitar in public? Did any one let Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, or Jack White know? Are all these guys relegated to the deepest circles of hell because they’re also dads? Could we get some clarification?