I feel like this is going to get taken down soon. I feel it in the force (Disney)
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Usually, the worst you can expect a Call of Duty opponent to do is to be a little salty after losing a match—maybe they'll curse a little, maybe they'll rate you badly on Xbox Live or something. But calling a SWAT team on you? Dang, bro.
I want to read a story about a guy who traces someone's IP and sends them a pizza for being so helpful online. Now that would be awesome.
Usually, the worst you can expect a Call of Duty opponent to do is to be a little salty after losing a match—maybe…
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On average men have 6 1/2 minutes of sex. Most couples have less than 12 minutes. However, if we're being really specific, the majority of men ejaculate in about two minutes. This makes a lot of sense on an evolutionary level. In fact, quick ejaculation is wired into the very genome of the male and is considered an…
Apparently, some idiots do it.
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Today is a great day for science, humanity and Andrei Dmitriyevich Linde—one of the main authors of the inflationary…
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Seriously folks, you need to watch 9-year-old Jacob debating about how to deflect or destroy asteroids that may hit…
We're all guilty. Every day from the moment we wake up, we live our lives caring what other people think of us.
You can experience many different sleep problems, including premature waking, problems falling asleep, and generally…
Why can't you just draw the things you've seen? Because no matter how carefully you've observed things during your…
Damn, I've been doing it wrong all these years.
Nobody writes code with a pencil
Everything important that you need to know about living a successful life, you can get from a computer program.…
So, Monster, a company that screws people over by selling overpriced cables, got screwed over by Dr. Dre, et. all, on the overpriced headphones they screw people over on? Sounds about right.
