“she made a few requests”

As an Oregonian imagine my surprise to hear for the first time about these (sigh) exploding trees...

Unfriendly reminder that under international definitions, forced sterilization (e.g., involuntary hysterectomy) is one of several defining characteristics of genocide.  Considering this was the policy against indigenous women in the US throughout the past century, it should surprise exactly no one.  ABOLISH ICE.

“They say if you go into an abandoned women’s restroom late at night and say ‘trans women are women’ three times in front of the mirror, she will appear and hand you a 10,000 word essay about how trans people endanger children!”

100%.  I had to stop and make sure it wasn’t there, then was crushed inside (for some reason that silly thing makes me giggle every time I read it and I kind of look forward to it).  

Reserve your sympathy for the many others who actually need it. 

Lauren, you missed one critical fact here. He is Mossimo Giannulli (of the Target Mossimos).

Another thing to keep in mind that makes the narrator more interesting:

Seriously. What a bunch of fucking hacks. Makes me wish Laurence Olivier would rise from the dead and go Marathon Man on their asses.

I don’t understand why they have to re-make this. The original was perfect.

It was started by jackass teenagers lighting fireworks off and playing with them. I feel like “accidentally” isn’t really a word I would use given how recklessly they were behaving, but I’m sure they didn’t mean to start a fire that large. This was in 2017, around the same time as the Tubbs Fire which was near Santa…

How about destruction of property?  Do we know if any structures were burned?

And how is this any different than the kid who started the big Columbia Gorge fire a few years ago?

I am also on board with ending: wedding showers, baby showers, new dog showers, housewarming where I am expected to bring something other than food or booze, vow renewals...there are probably a few I’m forgetting.  Anything where bunco is likely to be played.  Hard pass.

Because there were posted extreme fire danger notices. Doing something fucking stupid like lighting a smoke bomb doesn’t need to be explicitly defined in law. 

Also assuming the relationship got her the appointed spot, why are people upset with her and not the man who appointed her? Makes you think.

Hey Rush, if I want to know what drug addicted sex tourists think about politics, then I’ll slap trump’s malformed dick out of your mouth. Until then, shut up.

I hope this decaying whiskey shit lives just long enough to see her sworn in as VP.

WTF doesn’t he have cancer? Why isn’t he dead yet?