But seriously, how do you even get to the point of meeting up with someone when their initial message is “Wan 2 have my babby?”

Guys on dating websites are fucking horrible. I recently got stupid and made a profile on OKC and I feel filthy just being on the same website as those shitbags.

I’m giggling way too hard at “our Lady of Goopelupe.”

I’m with you, Madeleine. Aziz made me tear up too. I need to call my mom now.

Unless Baby Hitler was on life support in a permanently vegetative state leading Ma and Pa Hitler to make the unimaginable decision to remove the feeding tube. In that case, Jeb! would totally be all “You can’t just kill Hitler like that. I’ll get my brother to convene Congress to save baby Hitler.”

Jeez, haven’t these people read ANY time-travel fiction? Stuff like that always backfires. You kill baby Hitler, you’ll end up with robo-dinosaur Himmler in charge, who would be far, far worse. That’s how time-travel works: NEVER MESS WITH THE TIMELINE.

I understand the question, but think it’s more accurate to say that this man is mentally incapable of consenting to sex, or likely even understanding what sex is. He has the mental capacity of a toddler. Do you think a toddler should be “barred” from having sex? Because I do.

A quick scan of the comments here seems to indicate a general agreement that this woman indeed raped her charge, because his mental faculties are so impaired that he is incapable of giving consent. And she certainly does sound unprofessional!

It would have been great if Stephanopoulos had responded by saying “Jesus.”

This lube shaming needs to end.

why should she? looks good on her and if she has it checked regularly she doesn’t need to worry about skin cancer.

Exactly: what is she GAINING through this? The inability to find housing Public shunning and her entire life put under a microscope? Great, sign me up! Holy shit. And yeah, I’m sure he was a great community volunteer; that’s how you get access to the vulnerable. This isn’t news to anyone with half a brain.

That’s the part that got me and I couldn’t write any more about it. Like how could someone defend this dude when he didn’t just rape a child but then brought his adult son into it?

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim. His case is currently pending.”

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Yeah, before I cut my hair a few months ago, I used to put mine up in a literal ‘hair bow’ and I’m also 30. I’m still a professional and accomplished adult, so whatever, it’s just a hair style.

It’s super cute and she is super cute.

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.