You first have to chain up your boss and leave him locked up in his own house for a couple weeks. Then you get champagne in the office.

How come there is never any champagne at my office??

I’m refusing to acknowledge this tweet as full-on shade until Judge Kara rules that it is so. Just saying.

Let’s do this...

Juli Luke’s statement should have read

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

They’re so SALTY!!! I live...

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

via Google news, I landed on an opinion piece on USA today (I clicked the wrong link, I was crying so happily) that was like, “no, don’t worry, straight-marriage will win out, it’s not going away.” like now straight marriage is banned or something.

Not sure how other feminists feel about this but the way I see it, as long as men are getting paid more than women, women should have free entry to clubs and men should have no problem paying for meals (not all the time but still). Any man who has a problem with that, well...

Sigh. We will be poorer come August 7th.

“Mexicans are drug addled murdering rapists!” -Donald Trump “I love Mexico.” -Donald Trump.

Thanks, Jolie! Finally excited about a summer with six weddings.

Nina Simone represents everything I love and respect about an artist. She's intrinsic to my life and its enjoyment. She's a debt I can't repay.

I just watched Bone Thugs for comparison (Crossroads...crossroads...crossroads). Iggy needs better breath control - it's never good to end a phrase with no air left, you must have reserves. Her diction really isn't that great because of that touch-and-go blaccent.

I thought "fire monks" were from Avatar?