It’s Darth Maul’s legs with a robotic top half.

I’ve typed at 100+ wpm for about three decades now. I actually can’t imagine my fingers being able to move any faster. Doing too many typing tests in a day hurts. Thinking about trying to type faster also hurts. Actually, at my age, everything just hurts.

Famously non-racist American gamers

If modern Christians can pretend that Jesus is white, why can’t video games pretend anyone is white?

I’m probably beating a dead horse that only I’m interested in, but I’m always waiting for a mention of Warren Ellis whenever the Netflix Castlevania show comes up, even if he had to leave the show. (I see Ellis’s influence in particular in a ton of the superhero stuff that’s getting remade into the MCU and I’d be…

I agree, something was definitely off.

War never changes.

It looks like it might be Onechanbara-level bad gameplay, but the style looks great.

I had to stop to gather myself a moment when “That Pool” showed up.

Always took the Vatican for being in favor of the Genocide run.

Or Odyssey moment!

Amen. Give us Bully, you cowards!

My first thought with the gif there is that it could be built off that Final Fantasy XV Platinum demo. You know the one. Where suddenly you transform from prepubescent FF hero into a pickup truck for no real reason. 

Titianfall 2 would be my pick. Quick but very satisfying campaign with a few levels that will stick with you for life. Easy to control but makes you feel like a elite fighter. Plus its cheap and easy to get on any platform, sometimes I see it on sale for $2.

Titianfall 2 would be my pick. Quick but very satisfying campaign with a few levels that will stick with you for…

He’s either a liar or ignorant. 

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I was pretty surprised too. Definitely “It’s been 3000 years” meme territory. Color me moderately excited. Like, as excited one can be about something that’s like half a year or more out for the recut and remastered BD version.

I’m convinced this article was engineered to piss off Blizzard fans.

Funny that you said J. K. Simmons could play him, because my brain immediately re-arranged the name to J. J. Allenbrack, which I will now use in the series of novels I’m never going to write..

Dude loves to play J. J.s, even if they’re fictitious.

“J. Allen Brack” sounds like the kind of name a Hollywood scriptwriter would cook up for a corrupt corporate executive in a superhero or Bourne-style action flick.

He is exaggerating the effects of death...It’s purely an act.