Don’t embarass the guy, living a sheltered life isn’t his fault. Wait till he figures out what his dick is for. Aggregating bitches he will be.

The monk is still alive, he is just in deep meditation.

Thanks, amigo. I've said a million times, "I don't believe in most of the things other people choose to believe in, but I do believe in the power of belief." For better or worse.

The brain-twisting piece of data, though, is that placebos are getting MORE effective over time. It's not just that they've always been effective. Mind = Blown.

What the placebo trials keep telling us but we don't understand how is that the human mind can directly orchestrate its own repairs under certain circumstances. It's going to be a huge boon to humanity when this pathway is discovered. I imagine big pharma will still make money selling placebo booster drugs that…

Nice try old man. It's called Girl Scout Cookies or Master Kush or Blue Dream. I'm an old man myself, but here in California there's so much money in MJ that I've been reading up on it.

When questioned by scientists concerning the origin of water, the Earth replied "No comet".

Ugh, big eye and head and no nose. I am sick of this anime art style fad!

"Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you're having a good time."

Somewhat obligatory Turnip-head post.

For the guys, there is: the sexy gas pump (a metal box with a fuel hose and you can guess what part is the hose), the sexy auto journalist (a plaid button up shirt, jeans, and glasses), and the favorite of every year:

I realize tennis players have a short shelf life, but c'mon, she was the 1-seed only 15 years ago.

It's BYOP.

So first we were going to break off into the ocean from an earthquake and now from a drought?

Is desalination even an option, or are people even trying?

Can we get like 1 million seaplanes to import water from the nearest water bearing state?

Or can we rent out a venue and round up people so we can do a traditional…

"There are no differences but differences of degree between different degrees of difference and no difference."

And loud and messy. And they can't even entertain themselves properly while you smoke a blunt and watch Game of Thrones.

Despite living a mile from work and school used to drive my car every day. I now bike every day rain or shine. I live in a small enough town where everything I need is within a 2 mile radius, so groceries, beer, post office, and book store are all within reach on my bike. They also have the benefit of providing some…

Those crazy gays and weed!

I had always heard that drugs aren't cool and that users are losers. But then I tried cocaine! Now I can work all day and party every night. Thanks, cocaine!

High heat and plastic are greater than toxins? Sort of an odd comparison.