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The Driver takes the new 225 Active Tourer to Pottery Barn to return some onion soup bowels he and the wife got as a wedding gift. They stand in line for like 10 minutes, the cashier gives him shit because he does not have a receipt. They get a store credit and purchase some weird rug.

Back when I was an athlete in high school and college, I NEVER had sex the night before a competition. Sadly, neither did I the night after. Or the one after that. Or the one...

If you made a low budget TV show episode with a corrupt politician, I would expect him to look like this guy.

You mean the "rules" designed to prevent any competition?

YES!! Sweet lady justice has been served. I spend a lot of time traveling up and down Hwy 11 traveling back and forth from Toronto to the Muskoka area on weekends. 3 Sundays ago we were getting a mean snowstorm and 11 was very snow packed, Now I have very decent snow tires on my car and understand how to treat…

This may very well be the most intelligent thing I've read on Jalopnik. I'm sure you lost most of us at "karst"! lol

So is "oriental" really a term of disgust now? I know it's a little dated, but I never understood it to be archaic or racist. In many ways it's pretty specific to people of East Asian descent (as opposed to the generic and currently popular "asian" which also could include Iranians, pakistanis, indians, etc etc).

Police have a suspect wanted for questioning. Here is an artist's rendering of the suspect:

This. I don't have a problem with instituting speed cameras in school zones (during times when school is starting/getting out) to catch people speeding 40+ in a 25. That's actually discouraging unsafe behavior

I don't understand all the hate for this car here. Sure it's a terrible car. Sure it's pointless. But it's also AWESOME. Years and years from now this will be one of those rare old terrible car that we'll be gleeful over. It's basically a land-going pontoon boat...and that is awesome. Big, wallowy, and open to…

Not all car dealerships are the same. I'm a Sales Consultant at Morries Nissan in Minneapolis, MN. My family was buying and leasing Nissans from this dealership long before I could drive. The reasons I work for this dealership are the same reasons my family has always bought from here; honesty and transparency. We…

Yeah, the shirt is Guy's problem.

It has a Wankel engine.

This is a Rotary engine.

Unfortunately, the District of Columbia has found it advantageous to enforce other state's front license plate laws. I've had two parking tickets just for front plates. First one got rid of on technicality (wrong model car) but the second one I'm contesting based on the public benefit of DC enforcing another state's…

Now, them Duke boys had never had no trouble runnin' shine through Clanton, but they ain't never seen a blizzard whiter than the bleached sheets on mama's line. They knew they weren't in Hazzard anymore, so they fixed on followin' a Challenger as big as a Charger through that there mess of a squall. But that…

Those guys came on the smoking tire podcast and said they were from northeast pa.

Cops: Get out of the tree