You are wrong, angry person. The future can even be designated via the simple present tense, as in: “The train comes in 5 minutes.” I wish you a meditative night.

Uhm, the tense is correct. The spelling is creative, but the tense is fine. The continuous present has been used to signal proximate future events for a long time. What's your real problem?

Carly Fiorina has a pathological problem with the truth. She claims she was a fantastic leader for HP and helped to secure the brand. That’s her “truth”. The reality is: The morning it was announced she was forced out as CEO, the stock shot up 7.9% and hit over 12% later in the day, the single largest gain in company…

I am more shocked that people still use Yahoo.

I refuse to go to weddings that aren’t open bar. I don’t care if you don’t feed me or have flowers... but damn, you can pry my gin and tonic out of my cold dead hand.

Of course it’s called “Tory.”