And much like presidential candidates, the British Royal Family, and any other famous wealthy person, Kendall Jenner would have fuck all to do with the hoi polloi if she didn’t stand to gain from it. She’s not going to hang out at Joe’s Place across from the University of Iowa campus if she doesn’t have to.

Then they came for Tommy Tuberville, and I laughed because fuck that guy.

Yeah but you’re asking the deplorables to think and educate themselves... which may cause their heads to explode... 

I recently read someone call them the Banana Republican Party... and that’s what I’m calling them going forward. 

I’m waiting for the inevitable NSFW lesbian Bowsette x Elephant Peach drawings to pop up. You know they’re coming.

Republicans really have embraced hatred of the military in a big way.

Rule 34 has been enacted. 

Bowsette x Elephant Peach.

Well said, people forget that dictators and fascists eventually come for them.

why can’t you read, dunce

Their aboutface is more understandable when you realize that they were lying about supporting the military (it was about getting money into the pockets of their donors), anti-commie (that was, and still is, about denegrating anyone who might show concern for their fellow man) and small government (that was just an…

Well, to be fair, Putler isn’t much of a Commie, either. Commies at least pretended to care about the commonfolk. That bald sack of rat droppings doesn’t even bother with that.

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

The universe hates us, that's why we can't have nice things.

Fucking awful, awful man. Too bad the fall wasn’t more serious.

The Repub Party...formerly all gung-ho for the military (not anymore), completely anti-Commie (not these Putin ass-kissers), and for less government on people’s backs (not these big gov anti-women’s-free-choice Donald-nazis) and now they’re the exact opposite.

I need this gif, it expresses things I have difficulty putting into words.

..There will be drawings mwahaha